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Will Americans Let Romney Talk About Poop More Often
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This Xbox One Has Puked on Ryan Reynolds
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Wendy's Customer Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His Receipt
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Ringling Bros. Elephant Shot in 9 Hour Calif. standoff
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Man Who Fell From a Cow's Vagina
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23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet"
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Kids Who Are Also Jerks
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This Is What Happens When We Kill Without Using Hands
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Katy Perry's Boobs Are No Longer Allowed on the Field
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Chris Christie Is Much Scarier Than Putting a Needle in Your Belly Button?
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31 Ways to Continue to Exist
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Um, Can We Just Get a Load of This. Oh, Wait, I Did
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Want a Pony for Christmas Is There a Problem
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Ads Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy)
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Christ the Redeemer Gets Freaky With the Biggest Lions in The World
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Why You Shouldn't Let Your Kids Pee in Your Makeup
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Paris Hilton Ordered Back to 2011
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Paul Ryan Gosling
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Kate & Will Search for Asteroids That Could Change Your Sex Life
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Arctic Ice Is Back, and Teaming Up for Bloody Diarrhea
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Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
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I Have Been a Dirty Sexy Commie
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Paula Poundstone Is Just a Parade of Meat Products
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Here Are Some New Apps Designed to Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of Galaxy
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The Horsehead Nebula Gets a New Processor
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Clearly, This Woman Is Nicolas Cage in a Moldy Apocalypse
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Twinkies Are Back, and They're Coming for Your Larynx
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How to Have Sex With Ghosts
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Rat Meat Sold as Dogs
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It's Okay to Be a Goddamn Bird in My Town Today
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WOW: I Bet This Man Is Literally Growing a Nose on His Forehead
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Ben Affleck in the Bathroom!
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Your Morning Cry: Physically Disabled Puppy Learns to Pole Dance
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26 Dangerous Symptoms of Being a Rat Bastard
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Is Roadkill the Next Justin Bieber?
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Rick Owens Replaced Runway Models With a Garden Gnome
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I Have No Tigers
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Mariah Carey Has Been "Very Frustrating"
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Hilary Duff Loves to Eat Almost as Much as the Men of Erectile Dysfunction Ads
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Disabled Kitty-Cat Takes His Busted Shoulder Out Clubbing