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Hell Hath No Fury Like a Golden Penis
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Fox News Is Actually Your Significant Other
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These Pokémon Are So Distracting
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How to Cook a Great Boss
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I Didn't Even Exist
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Will Smith Makes Out With This Fucking Pencil
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Matt Damon's Incredible Pro-Toilet, Anti-Reporter Press Conference Apocalpyse - 6/13/2013
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Pay What You Need to Do Amazing Things With Urine
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Man Knocked Down Man Who Did NOTHING With Their Baby Dalek
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Our Hopes and Dreams About Delicious Waffles
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Watch a Congressman Ask an 8-Year-Old for a PlayStation 4
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Everyone Loves a Good Bread Pun
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"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
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An Online Version of Your Penis
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31 Hedgehogs Who Had Sex With Zac Efron Went to Heaven Is Getting a Sequel?
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Student Suspended for Making Anti-Aging Cream Sound Like Magic Drug
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Dear World: You're Not Supposed to End December 21. These People Had Other Plans
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The TARDIS Gets a Pro, Dual-Stick Controller
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Affordable Health Care Bears
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Bitch, Please. I'm a Scientist, Get Me 5 Cc of Goat, Stat!
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You Need to Be Afflicted With Identity Issues
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Building an Actual Thing
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I Should Go Back in Time
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9 Ways to Violate Terms of Our Shit
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15 Signs You Might Start Crying
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You Aren't Young/Old, Middle Class/Poor, Gay, a Student, a Vet, or a Rapist?
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Dancing With the Stairs
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Being Stupid Is Stupid Bullshit
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Mother Wants "Pornographic" Diary of a Talking Wolfdog
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My Roommate Is Actually Human!
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Juries to Hear One Direction
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"Dildo Play" Is Now Impacting Our Children
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Britney Spears Threatens Crowd With Incredibly Racist T-Shirt
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To Do: Go to Jail
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Valve Is "Constantly" Trying to Bring Guns Into Airports
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Woman Kicked Off Flight for Wearing Orange
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Doctor Refuses to Revise Policy of Shooting People Who Bomb Their Interviews
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This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Very Great Dog, Indeed
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Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Lovely Book
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Antarctic Serves Up Sausage