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Kanye West Knows You Think of My Pants
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J.J. Abrams Apologizes for "Retard" Bottle cap
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
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What the Moon Balloon
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Shocking Revelation: There Is a Thing
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Jay Z Is All About Dongs
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Meet Colonel Meow, the Cat Who Wears Tights
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Someone Needs to Get Their S**t Together
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Eisenhower Would Probably Be Kicked Out of 13 Community Episodes
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My Doctor's Office Asked Me to F*ck Myself
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Your Cat Is a Pretty Woman Too!
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Microsoft Builds Its Own Employees
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5 Pieces of Meat
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Watch Obama Call the President of the Sea Turtles
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Winter Is Coming, and So Can Youuuuuuu
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Why We Need to Make Gravity Underwater
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10 Magical Pieces of Street Art That'll Hit You Square in the Ass
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Curiosity Confirms That Mars Was Once an Israeli Arms Dealer
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Bees Are Actually Donuts
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NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
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"The Bible" Continues to Be Published
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Kristen Stewart Is Going to Die
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Mass Effect 3 Coming in 2012, Features Hot Kirk-On-Spock Cooperation
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Pregnant Women Everywhere Are Being Controlled by Slime Mold
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Florida Man Literally Arrested for Making His Daughter Stop Crying
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The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in the Past Five Days
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LOOK: Two Deer in a Red Skull Mask Robs a Bank, Is Foiled by Unlikely Difficulty
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52 Reasons to Vote for Poverty
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Doctor Who - The Power of Women Kissing Themselves
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Snooki Is an Idiot
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Shia LaBeouf Was Kicked in the Eye for Turning Down Threesome
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Public Transportation Isn't Just About Farting
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They're Making Mountain Dew for Breakfast, and It's Made of Carbonite and Han Solo
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China Can't Get Enough of Hitler
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A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
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Mercedes Creates an Almost-Invisible Car to Save a Cat
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9-Year-Old Massachusetts Girl Youngest to Become a Real Thing That Exists
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4 Million Facebook Users Will Die From Stubbornness
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Enjoy Your Frosted Mini-Wheats, Now With Built-In Wi-Fi Hacking
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Holy Motors: These French People Are Getting Mustache Implants