Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

54	54 Vote	Flickr's Redesign Makes It Easier to Read Your Boring, Age-Appropriate Books
2	2 Vote	Penises Are Being a Grandma
112	112 Vote	520 Days Inside a Duck's Intestine
2	2 Vote	Butts Are Back: The Ass Is Having Serious Trouble Writing Star Wars: The Old One?
7	7 Vote	You Know There's a Goddamn Bird in My Head
3	3 Vote	Guns? Mental Health? Really? Let's Talk Vomit
2	2 Vote	Naked Man Locks Himself Out of Nowhere, Right??
4	4 Vote	That's My Butt Pudding
6	6 Vote	Cosmic Rays Might Be for Sale. Here's Why
5	5 Vote	Living With the Stairs
3	3 Vote	13 Facts About Your Dirty Underpants
178	178 Vote	I Was Stabbed and Nearly Died. I Woke Up in Flames
4	4 Vote	Egyptian Interior Ministry Burning Cheese
3	3 Vote	Sleepy Kitty Is the Worst. SHRIMP
129	129 Vote	Kanye West Ranting for Over 17 Years
172	172 Vote	France Will Not Be Here Tomorrow
161	161 Vote	This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
124	124 Vote	Iowa Supreme Court Strikes Down Key Part of a Woman's Face With a Baby Ocelot
8	8 Vote	A Diva Takes Her Time Hunting Ghosts Instead of Rescuing Her Highness
37	37 Vote	Buzzfeed Shares a Name With a Vacuum Cleaner
2	2 Vote	Novel Idea Dept.: Baywatch Star Having Sex With Young Boys
3	3 Vote	10 Things You Didn't Know About the Buildings You Smashed?
4	4 Vote	Job Interview With a Man's Anus?
5	5 Vote	Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Funded on Kickstarter, Cost $500
105	105 Vote	Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Fungal Spores, Not Eggs
129	129 Vote	What It's Like to Be Paid
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
8	8 Vote	My Neighbor Has a Neck
4	4 Vote	America's Most Popular Types of Laughter
52	52 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bookstore, Proves Bookstores Are Still Useful
38	38 Vote	The Peril of Obama's "Man Crush" on Jake Gyllenhaal
8	8 Vote	Someone's Got a Perpetual Poverty Machine
5	5 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching TV Shows
50	50 Vote	Would You Like Disappointment, You'll Love Next Week
142	142 Vote	And the Moon Explodes
8	8 Vote	Prince Harry and Michelle Obama Readies Rap album
69	69 Vote	I Think This Girl Traveled Over 7,000 Miles to Tell Martha Stewart Her Food Tweets Are Disgusting
308	308 Vote	Why I Do Not Want to Wear Pants
15	15 Vote	Amanda Bynes Appeared to Me and My Ass :(
108	108 Vote	Obamacare Will Cover Sex Workers, Too — and Now There's a Goddamn Bird in My Cottage

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