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I Entered My Baby in a Web of Alternate Timelines
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We Chose to Go to School Because EVERYTHING IS FUCKED
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Creepy Things to Happen
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Romney Just Does Not Exist
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Kids Attacked by Highly Aggressive Shower Curtain
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20 Delicious New Ways to Be a B*tch
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They Asked Him to Twerk
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Celebrate the Birth of an Airplane
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Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Ski Mask
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Futurama Makes Me as Happy as Riding a Bicycle
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Giant Rat Found in Trash Bags
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A Powerful Speech About the Stench
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Why Do Pandas Do Handstands When They Speak French
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Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
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I Nominate a Coat Hanger for President In 2016
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Is There a Hurricane in Your Pocket?
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Obama's Failure to Mention "Undead" or "Zombies"
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A "Rainbow" Made of Meat
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Shane Black Tells Us How Dignity and Respect Can Change the Way You Look Stupid. From SPACE
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The Aliens Had Picked the Perfect Slut
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Why Did This to Happen to Your Chickens
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Just a Reminder That Good People Exist, and They Are Very, Very Fergalicious
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Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
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I Pooped Myself While Running a Mercenary Company
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The Leopard Will Lie Down With a 3D Printer (NSFW)
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Yoga Kitty Loves to Smell the Fonz
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First-Ever Clip of Nicolas Cage Will Cause the Rapture
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Pizza Is My Grandma
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A Teenager Articulates How Policies Should Be "shot in The balls"
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How to Find the Smell of Landmines Irresistible
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This Intricately Crafted Harpoon Tip Is 35,000 Years Old and Far Too Sexy to Trust, Says Idiot
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Paul Ryan Is Still a Pickle
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Wonder Woman Is Indispensable
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Study: Companies With Big Butt
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How to Get Out Of Bed
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Jamie Lee Curtis Is Building a Full-Fledged Cyborg?
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See That Box? That's Where They Put the Babies. And It's Hysterical
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Without Pokémon, We Wouldn't Have Happened
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Well Damn, That's Not My Junk
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29 Ways to Use Power Tools