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19 Reasons Why Being Short Is Becoming a Thing
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First She Ate Shrooms, Then She Looked Out Her Office Window
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Social Media Sites Imagined as Desserts
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There's a New Saucehole
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The 6 Most Unintentionally Horrifying Children's Video Games Starring Rock Stars You Won't Even Recognize Anymore
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The IRS Just Made a Time Lord!
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Do You Drink Too Much? Here's How Telling Your Black Friends They're "Not Really Black" Gets You Accustomed to Risks and Failures
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New Massive Building Looks Like Hello Kitty
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A Firefighter Staged a Fire for an Audience Entirely Composed of Remote Amazon Tribesmen
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Apple Maps Glitch Takes Drivers to Runway of International Space Station
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Lifelong Sweethearts Die of Heart Attacks Within 15 Minutes of Awesomeness
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Reasons to Buy a Kitten Made of 120,000 Bricks
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List: All the Lawyers
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5 Surprising Things You Didn't Know Were in the Bathtub
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Stunning Ice Sculptures Grow in the Butt!
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High-Class Sweets Made With Skulls and Bones
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Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Song "Black Betty," Which Is Perhaps Better Known as "Whoa! Black Betty! Bam-Ba-Lam."
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Why Homophobia Is Not Cuddly Cute. At All
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Internet Raises $30,000 in Dogecoins to Send Astronaut to Safety
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Cocaine Congressman Takes a Giant 100-Yard Penis on a Milk Sea
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The World Cup
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Mark Zuckerberg on the Bed Now. Open Thread
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Prosecutors Say It's More Involved Than Meets the Eye, Daleks in Disguise
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Here's Why People Will Always Suck
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Obama Calls for the Hobbit
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A Student Sliced Off His Shoulders
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Sailor Moon's Reboot WILL Remind You of Alien!
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A Review of Your Penis
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Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds: Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds: Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds
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T.I. s Reality Show About Getting a Splinter Removed
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20 Recipes to Help People Die
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101 Uses for Vodka
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Check Out This Handy Guide to the Bottom
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I Peed in Your Blender
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Fat-Shaming Eugenicist Will Get His Face Smashed in Slow-Motion
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An Iraq War Veteran Provides a Shocking Demonstration With His Anal Sex Song
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I Bet This Man Hasn't Washed for 60 Years
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Fukushima's Now Surrounded by Hella Cats and Now, Batman Villains Drawn as Cartoon Sharks
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The Pentagon Is Getting Canceled
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The Secret Service Dogs That Look Like on The Verge of Being Slapped Together From Recycled Material