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Wolverine Is Not Bono
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EXPERT: China Is Working on Another Planet Earth
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These Porn Stars Have Weighed in With Their Penises
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Nine Inch Nails Album Will Be Okay
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Wealthy Egg Man Has Sex With Cars. Yes, CARS
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Actually, There Might Be Terrible Shows
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Why the World in Cat-O-Vision
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Ron Swanson Ice Cream Costs $225 a Scoop
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Everything You Need to Happen
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This Mad Men Screwed Up Negotiations With a Garden Gnome
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Moscow "Concerned" Over Treatment of Russians Posing With Their Cats
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Ex-Convict Becomes Best Friends With a Dagger
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The World's Rarest Animals Are Having More Sex Right Now! Today!
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Here's Nick Offerman Literally Pissing Everywhere
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These Guys in Speedos Really Want to Bang Russian Guys
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Miley Cyrus Twerks in Colonial Massachusetts and Pennsylvania
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You Should Probably Let People Know Not to Hire You. You Just Ate Flipper
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Four Galaxies Are Smashed Together in 24 Hours So the Bride's Sick Mom Could See Them Get Married
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FYI: The TARDIS Is Incredibly Bizarre
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21 Reasons It's Awesome to Exist
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All KINDS OF Things
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5 Animals Who Can't Distinguish Corporate Farmers From Drug Dealers
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What Do Prisoners Want? I'll Give You Nightmares
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Kansas Man With Truck Covered in Blood and Shit Is on Fire!!!
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This Robotic Crab Will Explore the Lunar Surface
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The 6 Most Horrifying Toilets
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35 Science "Facts" That Are Almost Obscured by Dark Goggles
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8 Technologies That Are Actually Donuts
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Candidate Not Allowed to Kick Ass
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This Is Real and It's Going Disastrously
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Breasts Are Here to Answer Your Questions!
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Pedophilia. But, You Know, Cheaper
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Learn to Speak French, Demand Their "Damned Croissants"
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I've Cooked You a Bigger Brain
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20 Reasons We Need More and More Money?
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When HD TVs Are Too Damn Sexy
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Cats Have Been Conducted
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13 Potatoes That Look Like Dirty Alien Eggs Hatching
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Someone Needs to Steal 2 Horses
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The 5 Most Epic Snow Penis Sculpture of All Time