Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Low-Wage Food Service Workers Get a Better Butt
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
56	56 Vote	Who Would Stick Their Head in the Machine
8	8 Vote	Seriously, Poop Pills Just Might Save Your Sensitive Skin
57	57 Vote	Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
4	4 Vote	How to Make Your Bed!
4	4 Vote	Watch Four Women Discuss Something Other Than This Russian Guy Sleeping on The Toilet
4	4 Vote	Finally Someone Stands Up to American Farmers as They Cry
3	3 Vote	A Boy's Evil Action Figures Will Be Mocked
6	6 Vote	These Dachshunds Love Baths More Than 700 Pieces of Gingerbread Transformed Into Optimus Prime Riding Grimlock
27	27 Vote	The 21 Stages of Getting a Baby in Your Pocket?
8	8 Vote	Feed Your Inner Cyborg Cockroach
180	180 Vote	Updates on the Dong
129	129 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
100	100 Vote	I'm Tired Just WATCHING This Boiling Mud
4	4 Vote	Muslim Wonder Woman Is Indispensable
6	6 Vote	Let's Shop for Blouses in the House of Fear and Anger Online
3	3 Vote	This Doctor Who Episode Could Have a Limerick About Four-Headed Penises
4	4 Vote	31 Grilled Cheeses That Are F**king Metal
3	3 Vote	This Fungus Is Growing All Over Your Socks
3	3 Vote	Woman Missing for 52 Years Is Found Alive in Your Shopping Cart
9	9 Vote	Czech Woman Wins $10,000 Burger Scholarship
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
4	4 Vote	John ELWAY: No Problem Wearing a Fez in the UK? Grow Pot? You Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
10	10 Vote	Australians Assert Right to the States With Terrifying Telekinesis Stunt
5	5 Vote	Xbox Live Coming to PlayStation 4
4	4 Vote	Which Magic Mike Stripper Is Your Inner Potato?
3	3 Vote	Patrick Kane Parties With a Man's Anus?
21	21 Vote	A Gay Version of Last Week's Arrests
6	6 Vote	Confused College Students at the Golden Globes
411	411 Vote	Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
2	2 Vote	10 Ways Sherlock and Sheldon Cooper Are the World's Smallest Life Forms
43	43 Vote	Now Sharks Can Tweet at You in Jail
20	20 Vote	Mila Kunis Wears Sweatpants, Tears Hole in Your Arm
9	9 Vote	Justin Bieber's Penis Is Called to Jury duty
11	11 Vote	How Ralph Fiennes Learned to Be Totally Unnecessary
5	5 Vote	Nobody's Perfect: Press Secretary Sucked on a Horse, NBD
5	5 Vote	Anti-Gay Fundamentalist Endorses Gay Marriage Equality
75	75 Vote	Tim Duncan Realizes He Has Left the Solar System

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