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Santorum: Women Are Paid Less Because Money Is More Terrifying Than We Thought
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Life Has Been Cancelled
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Try Not Being Poor?
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
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What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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How to Use a Simple Thing That Exists
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch
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Superman and Batman Have Their Baby
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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America Should Be Illegal
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We're Here, We're Queer, and We're Too Thick to Notice You
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Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
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People Are Actually Terrifying
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Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
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Kanye West Explains Why the Carrot Is Orange: Blame the Prince of Orange
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
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Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Gun
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
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Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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High School Marching Band Morphs Into a Steamy Bromance
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Is There Even a Government
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There's So Much Ass
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Why Everyone Should Go Extinct