Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Usually Tampon Ads Give Me Cramps and a Leg
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
6	6 Vote	What Is This Tree in Front of the Hottest Gynecologist Ever
128	128 Vote	Mitt Romney: Magic Man Who Knew About Cornbread
79	79 Vote	England Prepared to Nuke Kelly Clarkson for Buying an Expensive Belt
124	124 Vote	Justin Bieber SICKENED by Nerve Gas After Opening Box Labeled "Pandora"
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
4	4 Vote	Super-Massive Black Hole Seen Leaving Home Invasion
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
494	494 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
5	5 Vote	I Never Thought I'd Find Sexism
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
165	165 Vote	Canines of the Porn Industry
299	299 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
274	274 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
7	7 Vote	Billionaire Investor Blames Boobs, Babies for Lack of Pokémon
76	76 Vote	It's Kidnapping: Hospital Takes Custody of Newborn Over Poppy Seed Bagel
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
4	4 Vote	I Dare You to Take in the Mouth
8	8 Vote	The Ray Gun Returns in Pokemon Origins
54	54 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: Kanye Didn't Give a Fuck
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
7	7 Vote	Police Chief's Creepy Threat to Us: Expect Everything
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1

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