Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

70	70 Vote	Satellites Measure the World's "Most Expensivest Shit" 1	1
136	136 Vote	Lil Wayne's Manager -- Everything Is Kawaii
111	111 Vote	Leaked Emails: Sony Execs Scared of Ants
141	141 Vote	You Won't Die in 2015
103	103 Vote	11 Things You Must Do Before You Drop-Kick Your Dreams
87	87 Vote	White Women Are More Popular Than Head Lice 1	1
83	83 Vote	Facebook Is Creating a Superior Human Species
99	99 Vote	This Man Keeps Getting Hurt
84	84 Vote	I'm Seriously Considering Banning Elmo From My Boobs
195	195 Vote	One Man's Lies Almost Destroyed the Moon
84	84 Vote	The Mathematically Perfect Way to Defrost a Chicken Enchilada
87	87 Vote	10 Ways Mobile Is Transforming the Work of Satan
226	226 Vote	Obama Is "Taking a Nap" While Iraq Burns
76	76 Vote	Britney Spears May Have Psychic Abilities
72	72 Vote	This Comedian Breaks Down Crying. Humanity Cheers
333	333 Vote	This Egg Is Worth Protecting
155	155 Vote	You Can Survive Being an Asshole
144	144 Vote	Canada Is Really Happening!
111	111 Vote	My Mom's Text Abbreviations Are Getting Insanely Long
304	304 Vote	7 Movie Villains Who Probably Have Weird Dicks 1	1
229	229 Vote	These Babies Are Bullsh*t
86	86 Vote	11 Ways to Eat Wang-Shaped Food
319	319 Vote	Justin Bieber Gets Baptized in a Slow Cooker 1	1
240	240 Vote	Psst! Can I Interest You in a Box
520	520 Vote	There's a 100% Chance You Are Going to Die
170	170 Vote	The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce
201	201 Vote	The Dark Knight Rises, but Not Fast Enough 1	1
161	161 Vote	Holy Crap! Am I a Racist? No, Absolutely Not. I Was Horrified
220	220 Vote	You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
114	114 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Feel Powerless
89	89 Vote	Weed Is 114 Times Safer Than a Toilet Seat 1	1
169	169 Vote	"Cinderella" to Join Marvel's Avengers 1	1
90	90 Vote	So There's a 100% Chance You Are Not Actually Cute
190	190 Vote	Lady Gaga to Slither Her Way Across the Multiverse
193	193 Vote	Women Everywhere Are Being Turned Into Casseroles
118	118 Vote	Metal Band Metallica Joins Hunt for Man's Missing Penis
9	9 Vote	Puppies Are Terrible at Cheating
9	9 Vote	Lots of Teachers Think but Are Scared of Apple Juice
5	5 Vote	Elaborate Stunt Proves All Christmas Carolers Should Have a Fat Bride
5	5 Vote	5 Reasons Immortality Would Be Terrifying in Reality

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