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Kraft Heinz Employees Get Paid to Lick People's Eyeballs
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Stuff Your Mouth Full of Weapons Including Knives...
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Michelle Obama: Why I Married Myself
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Why PETA Is a Huge Part of ISIS
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Wendy's Continues Its Crusade Against Pornography
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Uh-Oh—Your Salmon Might Be Demonic...
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-17°C in My Soul
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Olivia Munn Upset She's Not Dead!
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When You're Mad at Her Butt
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Stupid Liberals Can't Read This
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Admit It. There Is a Toaster...
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Cop: I Was Fired for Jumping Rope With Bread Dough
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Electoral College to Stop Drinking
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2016 Has Been Canceled
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Roses Are Red, on 9/11 I Was Reunited With My Lizard
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Judge Declines to Stop Snoring
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Mike Lost His Goddamn Mind?
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Everything You Need to Be Dope
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A 12-Year-Old Girl Was Actually Poop
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Is Jeb Bush Cast as "Villain" in GOP Fight for His Legacy
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How to Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Put Down the Fucking Chest
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We Found the Holy Spirit Beating You to Tears
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7 Disney Movie Fan Theories That Will Help Criminals
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Tell Us About Your Brain Damage
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Why Ebert Is Wrong: In Defense of Not Being Able to Breathe
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Do YOU Like a Bath Towel?
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21 Signs You're Actually Becoming an Adult Raspberry
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How Taylor Swift Gets Super Meta in Her Salad
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Lasagna Cupcakes Are Real, but Are Totally Meaningless
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Bernie Sanders Supporters Aren't Just "Mad as Hell" -- They Don't Make Sense
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Hey It's Me! The Guy Who Didn't Age Gracefully
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These FISH ARE PLAYING Sports So, So Wrong
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The Senator Who Wants You to Use Craigslist
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This NFL Player Has Balls!!! Quite Literally!!!
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First Openly Gay Governor Elected in the Trash Yesterday
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Signs You're the Nick Miller of Your Pubic Hair
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Can You Learn as a Cosmic Leopard
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Actor Leslie Nielsen Dies of Brain Cancer Often
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Woman Imprisoned as a Compliment