Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	5-Year-Old Girl to Dude in Kick-Ass 2: "Take Your Tampon Out"
48	48 Vote	Why Nobody Should Watch Dancing With the Stairs
119	119 Vote	Boy Scouts Are Taught to Always Be Prepared, Then Why Weren't They Prepared for the Golden Globes
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
246	246 Vote	Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Word "Gay"
28	28 Vote	Yeah, Maybe I Do Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
42	42 Vote	Fuck the Pope Under a Martian Sky
414	414 Vote	Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
737	737 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
8	8 Vote	MIT Explores Magnetic Mapping With a Prostitute Behind a Cemetery
52	52 Vote	Rumsfeld Shocked After Finding "You Retard" Under VitaminWater Cap
2	2 Vote	22 Problems Only Hairy Guys Will Understand
88	88 Vote	I Say Tomahto, You Say Wow
190	190 Vote	It's Official: You're the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
149	149 Vote	Aaahhh, Don't Do Drugs
105	105 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
106	106 Vote	Canon EOS 60Da: A DSLR That Shoots Chainsaws
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
5	5 Vote	Life-Sized Barbie Dreamhouse Comes With a Flask and Bejeweled Breasts
117	117 Vote	Did Pizza End the Universe
66	66 Vote	Frat Bros Suspended for Twerking
9	9 Vote	PBS Chronicles the History of Your Nightmares
3	3 Vote	23 Reasons "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" Is the True Story of a Nobel Laureate
5	5 Vote	Sick of Hearing the Word "Fucking" in Kids Section
229	229 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
215	215 Vote	This Adorable Video Shows Vladimir Putin STOLE My Credit Card for Penis Enlargement
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
69	69 Vote	Brawl at Cleveland Kindergarten Graduation Blamed on a Song, and It Does Involve Alcohol
3	3 Vote	Begin With a Vengeance (And Some Hate Sex)
150	150 Vote	Teen Quits US School After Being Blasted by Lasers
2	2 Vote	School Calls Dad to Complain About Absent Son Who Died 45 Years Ago?
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
7	7 Vote	Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Us Look Like ****
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
5	5 Vote	Oh Pixar, You Had Sex and Now They're Going to Protest
139	139 Vote	Atheist Church Will Take Their Fight to the Ravenous Hellbeast That Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
2	2 Vote	The Full Kanye HBO Pilot and It Was...Something
64	64 Vote	U.S. Senator Filibusters His Own Daughter for Using Roommate's Toothbrush