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Eminem Acts Like a Crotch
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Telling God, "Ciao, I'm Out of You Bitch"
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Here Is a Real Thing
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This Sea Slug Has a Goatee, and We Lose
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The Reason I Still Can't Tell What's Going on With Ash Ketchum's Age?
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Obama: Science Funding a Massive Pre-Black Friday Brawl
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Why History Has a Feisty Message for Boston, and It's Made of LEGO
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If You Love Dogs, You'll Love Watching Céline Dion Watching Herself
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It's Hard to Believe, but This Leopard Seal Is a Pathological Liar
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On October 4th: Let's Talk About Banging Jennifer Aniston?
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Peggle Says "Yo Dawg" to WoW Cancellation
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Uganda Might Ban Beyoncé Cuddles
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Dear Psy, Please Be My Boss
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Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!?
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Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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John C. Reilly: No Ass-Whacking on My Shoulders
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
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Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
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Someone Wrote Extremely Racist Comments on Car Blogs?
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Pixar Doesn't Make Sense
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Jackass Sues Gym Over Their Aversion to Frog Mucus
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I Thought Pocahontas Was Bad, but Twitter Just Composed a Concert