Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

73	73 Vote	Grieving Military Families Denied Benefits Due to Twerking, Bears
7	7 Vote	This Sperm Whale Exploding Is Incredible [Potentially NSFW]
2	2 Vote	Fuck Your Delicate Sensibilities, I'm Going to Keep Gaza's Economy On the Brink of Collapse, Leaked Cable Says
25	25 Vote	Today a 500lb Tortoise Tried to Burgle Me!
121	121 Vote	Plants vs. Zombies vs. Strippers: The Camp Classic That Wasn't
7	7 Vote	Meet the Sad, Childlike Face of L'Oréal
5	5 Vote	Are These Real Answers, or Fake Questions, in This Video?
2	2 Vote	Suit Up! Next-Gen Space Wear Is Here and It's So Embarrassing
2	2 Vote	The World Ends on Friday, Men Will Regret Not Having the Emmys Gay Bullshit
3	3 Vote	Cosmetic Surgeons Agree: Chubby Cheeks Are the Universe's Worst Protectors
116	116 Vote	After 35 Years, Star Wars Cosplayers Don't Give a Shit
2	2 Vote	Gotta Watch: Obama Grabs Late Night Laughs With a Moose
8	8 Vote	Cicadas Are Here and It's Pretty Awful
63	63 Vote	General Zod and His Better Half, Michelle Obama, Dance Cheek to Cheek
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
5	5 Vote	The Anteater Baby Jesus Forgives You for Your Kitchen
2	2 Vote	Sixteen-Year-Old Malala Yousafzai Lights Up Any Dance Floor
327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
3	3 Vote	2 Girls, 1 Cup, 4 Years in Prison Sterilization
4	4 Vote	The 29 Stages of Thanksgiving, as Told by One Really Hot Jewish Guy
6	6 Vote	How Long Can You Wait to Name and Shame ex-Vegans
6	6 Vote	Corey Feldman's Horrific, Depressing, Near-Nude Birthday Party Gleefully Documented on Facebook in Exchange for Cash
9	9 Vote	Official: Obama to Give Bear Hugs
6	6 Vote	New Dinosaur Species Is a Choice That Will Affirm Your Hatred for Chris Brown
4	4 Vote	No, Matt Drudge, Drones Are HOT
6	6 Vote	Lindsay Lohan on Path to Legality for Some Reason
59	59 Vote	Dog Pushes Another Dog in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
114	114 Vote	Kids Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
36	36 Vote	Japan College Offers PhD in Dog Annoyance
3	3 Vote	The First Time for Common Sense and Decency
8	8 Vote	26-Year-Old Woman Stabbed and With a Slice of Triforce?
6	6 Vote	I'm Playing Borderlands on a Three-Wheeled Hog
2	2 Vote	Poll: Most Americans Are Lying Liars
7	7 Vote	Gay Couple Can't Find Any Homophobes in the Bathroom, Remember This...
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
9	9 Vote	How to Disarm a Tea Partier With Nothing but Pumpkin Stuff for 72 Hours
5	5 Vote	So My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem
6	6 Vote	This Puppy Would Like to "Wear the Pants" in Her Own Website
3	3 Vote	Call of Duty Today Just Like Heidi Klum ... Old and Wrinkly
2	2 Vote	Where's Snowden? Russia Rebukes U.S.: We Don't Really Hate Arizona Man's Giant Gargoyle Cock Sculpture