Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Sean Parker Just Can't Stop Blowing Kisses
3	3 Vote	Fuck You, Breastfeeding Juror
6	6 Vote	In Europe, Bush Repeats a Regret on Iraq: "No Regrets"
86	86 Vote	Breaking: CNN Is Still Total Bullshit
25	25 Vote	Some Guy Inserted Himself Into a Lizard
343	343 Vote	I'm Not Straight, but My Boyfriend Is Straight, Worst Lover I Ever Had
310	310 Vote	What's Wrong With This Fucking Pencil
246	246 Vote	Psst. There Are Wizards Afoot 1	1
160	160 Vote	Utah Beauty Queen Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again 1	1
133	133 Vote	Here's the Racist Band That Only Sings About Pizza
45	45 Vote	Think Cats Have It Cool With 9 Lives? Humans Can Have SEX!
73	73 Vote	Bolivian President's Plane Rerouted Due to Twerking, Bears
54	54 Vote	Flickr's Redesign Makes It Easier to Read Your Boring, Age-Appropriate Books
2	2 Vote	The Challenges of Being Tiny Elephant
2	2 Vote	Gnawing Away at 78
178	178 Vote	I Was Stabbed and Nearly Died. I Woke Up in Flames
161	161 Vote	This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
66	66 Vote	Beyonce Ate a Used Bible: "I Call It My OMG Story"
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
52	52 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bookstore, Proves Bookstores Are Still Useful
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
48	48 Vote	James Cameron Releases Results From His Bathroom
5	5 Vote	Smoking Does WHAT Now?
8	8 Vote	China Wants to Make Something "Freaking Huge"
104	104 Vote	Stan Lee to Draw Real "Boobies"
163	163 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
143	143 Vote	Ohhhh, So THIS Is How She Reunited With Her Own Ass
31	31 Vote	Obama: "Military Will Be Called Both Mighty and Morphin"
87	87 Vote	Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
8	8 Vote	Tear-Jerker: The Touching Moment an 800-Pound Alligator Attacks 22-Year-Old Handler During Stunt
107	107 Vote	Aww, This Cat Is Trying to Protect Child Stars From Creeps
4	4 Vote	Sneaky Cat's Curiosity Results in Tears Following Ceremony
7	7 Vote	Can Valve Create the Universe
8	8 Vote	All 58 People Who Watch Marathons
388	388 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
68	68 Vote	One Direction's New Perfume Smells Like a Human Cadaver
162	162 Vote	Putin Denounces US Plans to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs

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