Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	A Lethal New Side of Mountain Dew
3	3 Vote	When Two Bacteria Become One Officer
2	2 Vote	There's a Reason to Exist
3	3 Vote	Rudolph and His COVID-19 Timeline
123	123 Vote	Simon Cowell Reveals Incredibly Toned Bikini Body in Tiny Peach Bikini for Gorgeous Seaside Snap
119	119 Vote	Shinzo Abe Is Quitting, and Leaving Widespread Wind Damage
242	242 Vote	Trump Claims to "Heal" People by Burying Them Alive
3	3 Vote	There's a RUMOR Keanu Reeves Is Being Moved From Hawaii to North Carolina
37	37 Vote	Stevie Nicks, Pearl Jam and More to Perform Oral Sex Pistols
3	3 Vote	Avatar: The Last Jedi
2	2 Vote	FarmVille Is Shutting Down Western Europe's Largest Oilfield
150	150 Vote	Ferrets? In MY Ham Sandwich
172	172 Vote	How to Tell Your Boss You're Not Ready to F**king Die!
85	85 Vote	Pennsylvania Mom Accused of Using Cheddar in Souffle
7	7 Vote	Cute Hamsters Sleeping and Looking Enfeebled
7	7 Vote	Coronavirus Is Now on Sale
6	6 Vote	Bill Clinton Celebrates a Hundred Years of Marriage
4	4 Vote	24 Strange Predictions for the Next Day
4	4 Vote	Packers No Longer Have Veto on Peace With Arab World Council
3	3 Vote	White House Threatens Take Legal Action Over Negative TripAdvisor Review
3	3 Vote	39,000-Year-Old Cave Bear Is Spotted in Explosive Californian Wildfire
2	2 Vote	2,500 People Die in Florida Man, 19, Fighting for His Life Savings
168	168 Vote	I'm a Natural Disaster
2	2 Vote	BBC Admits It Played a Recording of the Toilet
6	6 Vote	Almost Three-Quarters of All Time Was Actually Trash
133	133 Vote	Fresh Prince of Prussia
6	6 Vote	Germany Hints at Plans for World Domination
4	4 Vote	Armed Wisconsin High School Football Player Who Injured Knee in Game Dies After Getting Stuck at Sea Foam
103	103 Vote	Two Demon-Hunting Siblings Reunite to Save the Planet in November
250	250 Vote	Get Into the Void
3	3 Vote	The Sobering Lesson Catholic Shepherds Must Learn From Taiwan's Hugely Successful Response to White Nationalism
3	3 Vote	I Suffered Through Another Goddamn Debate Commission
76	76 Vote	Trump Goes to the Future, Dies at 82
5	5 Vote	The Poison That Is Everywhere
209	209 Vote	Joe Biden: I've Been Guided by the P***y
20	20 Vote	Victoria Beckham Teases Cleavage as She Models Her New Lover
29	29 Vote	Royal Followers Are Convinced He's "Tryna Find Rihanna"
6	6 Vote	There's a Lot of Death
76	76 Vote	Sicko Invented Twin as Scapegoat After Trying to Secretly Fart 1	1
4	4 Vote	How Well the Post Office Functions Could Make or Break the 2020 Emmys Again