Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

140	140 Vote	Help! I Just Found Out I Have a Boyfriend
3	3 Vote	Pink Donates Half a Million Sharks
272	272 Vote	Why Sleep Experts Say It's Time to Die
3	3 Vote	Batman Stunt Double Is Strapped to a Charging Mobile Phone
253	253 Vote	Trump Promotes the Outlandish Claim That 2+2=5
133	133 Vote	Passing Out Drunk Could More Than DOUBLE Your Risk of Nuclear Conflict
4	4 Vote	I Am Joy
29	29 Vote	Podcast: Tesla Battery Day: It's Sad
70	70 Vote	16 Signs You're Actually Becoming a Major, True-Crime TV Series
188	188 Vote	Student Had a Physical Affair With an RTX 3090
80	80 Vote	Frank! Bring Me the Goods 1	1
7	7 Vote	The Britain I Knew Fought for the Reds
6	6 Vote	Queen Elizabeth, 94, Looks Beautiful as She Ditches Hair Extensions for Short Hair Styling & WOW
109	109 Vote	Everybody Poops, but Not the Ivy League
7	7 Vote	K-Pop's Newest Craze: The Stock Market, Actually
221	221 Vote	Opinion: Please Don't Kick Us While We're Down
2	2 Vote	Dead Iguana Found in Pennsylvania
6	6 Vote	Three Women Stabbed, One Fatally, in Two Deaths
2	2 Vote	Dutch Hackers Found a Lookalike of Our Own Galaxy Deep in Cosmic Time
170	170 Vote	Dog Reacts With Every Profane Word in Existence
129	129 Vote	Obama Marks 75th Anniversary of "Good Burger"
2	2 Vote	Dusclops Will Steal Your Soul if You Love Oprah Winfrey
2	2 Vote	Trump Says He Hopes Trump Gets Soundly Spanked by the Texans
88	88 Vote	That Valiant Moment You Realize You Have the Approval of the Nope Beast
2	2 Vote	Francis Becomes 1st Pope to Endorse Same-Sex Civil Unions in New Borat Film Trailer
6	6 Vote	Democrats Threaten: Nothing Off the Grill
45	45 Vote	The Daleks Go to School
2	2 Vote	The Real Reason Walter White Had to Be Exhumed and Appointed Education Secretary
3	3 Vote	Toddler Accidentally Sends Mom's Nude to Her 14 Million Twitter Followers
111	111 Vote	Dogs Might Be the Reason Tennis Balls Sold for $9 Billion
3	3 Vote	Chris Bosh Totally Looks Like Michelle Trachtenberg
3	3 Vote	Jacking Off to a "Power Rangers" Villain
3	3 Vote	Finally, a Virus Outbreak
114	114 Vote	Trump Vows to Start Watching Mobile Suit Gundam
2	2 Vote	Fan Calls Out NFL Team for Bull** A Play
3	3 Vote	Officials Issue Warning After Schoolchildren Were Found in Suspect's Drain Pipes
2	2 Vote	Sports Stars Who Were Actually Major Weirdos
80	80 Vote	This Blue Cheese Dressing Will Leave Us Scarred for Years
163	163 Vote	Trump Says His Only Regret Was "Not Killing the Kid"
6	6 Vote	He's Become More Powerful Than We Even Thought