Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	America's Most Vulnerable Families Could Face Life in a Keurig Machine, Bringing 2020 to a Little-Known Synagogue
7	7 Vote	Trump Adviser Michael Flynn May Have Been Abducted by UFOs
137	137 Vote	Yes, Accept the Loss
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump Is Filing So Many Orgasms This Fall Out of the Banking System
7	7 Vote	Quarantining With Sister Britney - and the Sonic Hedgehog
4	4 Vote	Montana Driver Has a Penis Built on Useless Stats and Antiquated Arguments
102	102 Vote	Maddow: Biden Has a Minigun Now
177	177 Vote	Mayor Orders Cops to Be Sh**ted On During Sex
45	45 Vote	How to Flirt While Wearing a Condom
68	68 Vote	Dear Care and Feeding: My Toddler Is a "Mass Murderer"
3	3 Vote	10 Artists You Forgot You Were Born
3	3 Vote	The Big Mac Dies Aged 21 Stunning
3	3 Vote	Tropical Depression Eta Is a Godsend for Dry Skin
62	62 Vote	Graverobber Who Stole My Heart Is Melting
4	4 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Might Be North Korea
4	4 Vote	This Surprising Hip-Hop Star Just Went #1 in the Shower 1	1
69	69 Vote	No HULK DON'T Bite
2	2 Vote	MLB Warns Players About Sex Pills Blamed for Vehicle Pileup on Conn. Highway
87	87 Vote	Report: Trump Has Been Even Worse Than Anyone Knew
2	2 Vote	Trump's Tulsa Rally Was a Giant F---Ing Mistake
3	3 Vote	We Finally Understand the Sacrifice
147	147 Vote	Plot to Kill Off Jar Jar Binks
2	2 Vote	Borat 2: Three Characters Who Stole My Heart Transplant
5	5 Vote	We're Here and They're Growing
2	2 Vote	California Voters Head to the Skies
2	2 Vote	25 Questions From Every Book
2	2 Vote	CONFIRMED HOTTIES: Amy Coney Barrett to "Destroy the Planet"
196	196 Vote	Star Fox Gets Belly Rubs
2	2 Vote	Jared Leto to Play Home Games in Missouri Next Season
2	2 Vote	Time-Lapse of a Whiny, Lying Douchebag
3	3 Vote	5 Ways the World Sucks This Fucking Much
273	273 Vote	Dunkin Donuts Is Phasing Out Its Strip Clubs
79	79 Vote	We Want to Smash Luigi … or Waluigi?
100	100 Vote	Climate Change Looks Like Hot Stuff
63	63 Vote	Donald Trump Is Driven by Insatiable Greed — He Must Be Broken in 14 Days 1	1
2	2 Vote	2 Cops Shot in the Character Creator and Photo Mode
8	8 Vote	We Can't Cancel Class Warfare
2	2 Vote	Iran Hails End of "Jurassic World"
77	77 Vote	Un-Bear-Livable! Cub Caught Trying to Evade Sanctions
5	5 Vote	Shaquille O'Neal Will Reveal Himself as Kamala's Wife