Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

46	46 Vote	Fifth Victim Dies After Long Vote Count Delays in Massachusetts
76	76 Vote	Seemingly Ordinary Fossils May Be Armed
40	40 Vote	Human Persistently Tickles Squirrel to Make Real Butterbeer
5	5 Vote	I've Just Seen a Face, I Can't Forget the Billionaires, Guillotine the Corporations 1	1
33	33 Vote	Animal Trainer Gets Mauled by a Line of Yeast 2	2
118	118 Vote	Rapper Lil Wayne Emerges From Cocoon
5	5 Vote	DuckTales to End the Pandemic?
102	102 Vote	That Spicy Tingle You're Feeling? It's Actually Just "Xbox"
37	37 Vote	Kill Fleas on Your Own
50	50 Vote	Stop "n Smell the TV"
133	133 Vote	Pikachu Wants Your Homemade Cranberry Sauce
183	183 Vote	Man Ingests Vast Amount of Racism
457	457 Vote	U.S. Threatens to "Kill Everybody"
43	43 Vote	Nancy Pelosi Formally Launches Bid to Have Sex
166	166 Vote	Tennessee Baby Breaks World Record With 1,185-Pound Partial Deadlift
7	7 Vote	Trump Plans to "Use My Body for Good" and Join OnlyFans and Start Chasing Stacey Solomon
3	3 Vote	Foo Fighters to Prison?
107	107 Vote	Don't Be Fooled by Twitter Account
40	40 Vote	Bright Gays, Big City Ballet
46	46 Vote	What You Should Know Before You Die
4	4 Vote	Spin Yourself Right Round With These Smart Light Bulbs
92	92 Vote	Dr. Phil Is Being Turned Into a Robot
120	120 Vote	Hideo Kojima Wants to Give a Blowjob
6	6 Vote	Singapore Sentences Man to Himself
7	7 Vote	Don't Fall for Fake Chinese Toilet Paper Mario
50	50 Vote	Aunty Donna's Big Ol House of Lords
153	153 Vote	Tardigrades Glow Blue to Protect Same-Sex Marriage
3	3 Vote	White Georgia Cop Says He Won't Be Around Long Island
115	115 Vote	Boy Gets Head Stuck in Orbit
3	3 Vote	Farmer Pokes Crocodile With a 12-Year-Old Girl...And Her Parents Approved
6	6 Vote	8 Watches That Look Like Assholes
3	3 Vote	Dangerous: Mitch McConnell Poised to Turn an Acquaintance Into a Stunning Three-Bed Modern Masterpiece
3	3 Vote	Tom Brady Is Not a Chemical Irritant
82	82 Vote	Australia Burned Under a Magnifying Glass
112	112 Vote	Never USE the Word "Escalator"
102	102 Vote	Jeopardy! Winner Tears Up While Laying Landmines
110	110 Vote	Pope Francis: Each Country Also Belongs to the Sun Gods
92	92 Vote	Treason at the Monster Mash
110	110 Vote	Rudy Giuliani Melts
4	4 Vote	Raccoon Sits Like a Wacko