Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

16	16 Vote	13 Old-Timey Photos That Prove It's Impossible to Quit Fucking
31	31 Vote	Apparently Dolphins Like to Keep Productive All Day Long
42	42 Vote	That Awkward Person at Panera Bread
4	4 Vote	Rick Santorum Comes Out in Protest
9	9 Vote	Beyond Cosplay: A Normal Person
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
7	7 Vote	No Uncircumcised Man Will Warm Your Bitchy, Jaded Heart
70	70 Vote	How to Talk About Billy Wanting to Marry a Goat
160	160 Vote	Mind Control for Fun and Profit
7	7 Vote	Man, Drunk, Crosses International Borders by Swimming Across the Street
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
413	413 Vote	Your Grandma Might Have Lied About Having CS Degree 3	3
285	285 Vote	Why I'm Switching Back to Earth 1	1