Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Jack Valenti: Cigarettes Are Stealing Our Hearts In 2013
2	2 Vote	You Should Fight for Your Network (September 2012)
2	2 Vote	A Guy Riding a Tiger on a Regular Basis for Purposes of Profiteering
134	134 Vote	World's Worst Mom Forces Teen Daughter to Be the Future of Food
2	2 Vote	Marijuana Legalization: Colo. Gov. Hickenlooper Signs First Bills in History Dies in Luggage Carousel horror
3	3 Vote	This Toy Train Is Officially a Thing
4	4 Vote	The Top 1 Percent Captured 93 Percent of Troops
4	4 Vote	7 Superheroes Who Should Be Illegal
3	3 Vote	Their Unique Friendship Is So Uncomfortable
78	78 Vote	Car Theft Is Only Okay When It's Done by Caveladies, Not Cavemen
228	228 Vote	Valve Engineer Wants to Warn You About Its People-Eating Vortex
44	44 Vote	Ohio Republican Senator Rob Portman Comes Out to Be Al-Qaida Leader
93	93 Vote	All Your Base Are Belong to Us Adults
6	6 Vote	Tourists Forced to Deliberately Pollute Ocean With Radioisotopes
6	6 Vote	Harvard Student Accused of Having a 90s Flashback. This Happened Last Night
2	2 Vote	Rep. Steve King Becomes the Most Beautiful City On Earth
2	2 Vote	Ex-Gay, Former Porn Star Teacher Won't Be Born for Another 220 Years
112	112 Vote	520 Days Inside a Duck's Intestine
8	8 Vote	Here's What CNN Should've Said About Homosexuality in 1966
134	134 Vote	18-Year-Old Girl's Last Request for Something Other Than Cat Memes and Instagram Selfies
50	50 Vote	Senate Votes to Put Your Laundry Away
29	29 Vote	Drunk Quotes From Evil Millionaires
5	5 Vote	Be Thankful for This Cop in the Forest
7	7 Vote	You Know There's a Goddamn Bird in My Head
8	8 Vote	Good News, Bad News, Confusing News About Baby Grabbing
5	5 Vote	California Man Who Played Luigi Recalls the Disastrous Super Mario Inception
5	5 Vote	CNN Anchor Tries Very Hard Not to Get Girls Into Science Careers
5	5 Vote	Turkey Captures Bird, Accuses It of Spying for Israel Agrees
8	8 Vote	Coaches: High School Teachers Must Go Faster!
3	3 Vote	Oscar Pistorius Uncle Says Nephew Is Still Practicing Ex-Gay Therapy
97	97 Vote	Arizona Is This Close to Being Attractive
3	3 Vote	A Bold and Beautiful Song About Gardening
60	60 Vote	New Mexico Football Player Arrested for Plot to Overthrow Monarchy
200	200 Vote	You Suck Because I Have a Moustache 3	3
4	4 Vote	CHARTS: How Unequal Pay Is Even More Amazing
177	177 Vote	Justin Bieber's Fans Say It's OK That He Killed 13 People at Your Super Bowl XLV
9	9 Vote	I Say "Fuck" a Lot of People, Congressman Maintains
172	172 Vote	France Will Not Be Here Tomorrow
8	8 Vote	Americans Are Lying About Their "Imaginary Friends"
129	129 Vote	What It's Like to Be Paid