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And the Moon Explodes
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Bitch, Please. I'm a Big MISTAKE
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I'm About to Get Unceremoniously Cancelled
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This Plane Crashed Into an Actual Super Human In 2013
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Kentucky to Become a Flamingo
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41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
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I Think This Girl Traveled Over 7,000 Miles to Tell Martha Stewart Her Food Tweets Are Disgusting
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Pope John Paul II and John Havlicek, Shirtless and Wearing Sombreros
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Why I Do Not Want to Wear Pants
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Taliban Claim to Be Semi-Funny
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President Bill Clinton: The Problem of Premature Nerdgasms
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Here's the Problem With Slugs. I Think I've Gained Their Trust. They Think I'm Dominican
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Domestic Workers Inspire the Global Smurf Crime Conspiracy
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Stylist Admits He Was Born
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Pack Underwear in Plastic Bags for Better Brainstorming
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Obama Pushes for Warrantless Access to Pornography
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So I Woke Up in Flames
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Australia No Longer Exists
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My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
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31 Ways to Continue to Exist
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Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
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Mariah Carey's Fashion Slings Ranked by Intelligence
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California's First Lady to "Stop Your Husband"
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Avril Lavigne, Chad Kroeger Have Super Painful Endometriosis
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My Dog Decided to Insult a 4-Star General and Then Robs Firehouses
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Love Beats Politics and Hindsight Bias
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SNL Tries to Eat Bridesmaid
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2 Dead in Hunting Trip Mystery