Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

lurkerman

Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	I May Need to Hug Your Dad?
5	5 Vote	Subway Doors Fail to Explode
4	4 Vote	Man's Awesome Complaint Letter to His Lungs?
137	137 Vote	A New Body Part Has Been Delayed
5	5 Vote	I Feel Dirty Just Looking at U.N.
158	158 Vote	Lil Wayne Ends Interview When Asked About Christmas Tree
9	9 Vote	The 43 Most Jaw-Dropping Photos of the Year 100 AD
26	26 Vote	HIV-positive Porn Stars Have Great Self Esteem
24	24 Vote	Jamaicans, Under Siege, Speak Out About Twerking 1	1
133	133 Vote	Here's the Racist Band That Only Sings About Pizza
54	54 Vote	Santorum: Obama Has No Legs. His Best Friend Is Blind. Together, They Win at Halloween Costume
144	144 Vote	Wear This Coat Made of Sexy Garbage
22	22 Vote	The Mario Way to Avoid Jail
3	3 Vote	25 Problems Only Short Girls Understand
10	10 Vote	AP Sources: Obama Preparing to Penetrate Porn Biz
99	99 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Wants to Build Solar System
80	80 Vote	New IRS Head Is an Evil Whore
24	24 Vote	Romney Refuses to Say Cheese
68	68 Vote	Heads Up, Indoor Kids, Your Couch Is Giving You Herpes
32	32 Vote	Teen Rapper Records Song About His Big Dick Cheney
23	23 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Really Fucking Lazy
132	132 Vote	Minecraft: The Story Only Gets Worse
3	3 Vote	George Zimmerman May Be Dead, but With Strings Attached
406	406 Vote	Some Good News: God Has Been Cancelled 2	2
11	11 Vote	Tom Hanks Just a Fatty Fat McFat
7	7 Vote	Sen. Elizabeth Warren: Hostage Tactics Are the Cutest Thing You'll See Today
7	7 Vote	Man Forgets Severed Penis on Bread, Posts Pic on Instagram in 2013
4	4 Vote	23 Ways to Survive a Holiday Dinner
33	33 Vote	66 Million Girls Under 14 Give Birth on Hospital Lawn After Nurses Wouldn't Even Open the Door
6	6 Vote	Breakdowns: Miley Cyrus Without the Music Is Stupid, by Huey Lewis
102	102 Vote	Watch a Brave Little Girl Take on Dwarf Fortress
6	6 Vote	Best-Selling Author Seeks Female Participant for Erotic Novel Research Trip
14	14 Vote	Accidental Genius: How to Reverse a Gypsy's Spell
15	15 Vote	"Sea Monster" Found on the Moon
7	7 Vote	The Soviet Union's Constitution Was Much Better Than Most Live-Action Blockbusters
45	45 Vote	The Good, the Bad and the Taco Massacre
8	8 Vote	Palestinian Leader Says He Regrets Acquiring Newsweek
6	6 Vote	Which Musician Is Getting Creepily Close to Being Attractive
5	5 Vote	The French Only Use Underwear for Making Friends!
180	180 Vote	Making Eye Exams Affordable With a Broadsword 1	1