Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
268	268 Vote	Rob Ford Coming in a Bikini 1	1
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
928	928 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
505	505 Vote	50 Things You Might Have Heard 1	1
411	411 Vote	Microsoft Releases Tool for Humans 3	3
1051	1051 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 5	5
666	666 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
430	430 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted 2	2
325	325 Vote	Tim O'Reilly on His Own Murder 2	2
285	285 Vote	Why I'm Switching Back to Earth 1	1