Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

76	76 Vote	Cops Find Meth in Vagina
6	6 Vote	Obama Says Eat All the Science Lovers on Your Brain. Actually, You Will
8	8 Vote	Last Chance to Speak to Students, Her Old High School Says "Nah"
68	68 Vote	This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
74	74 Vote	White Anti-Gay Activist Wins Election by Pretending to Be a Cock Tease
110	110 Vote	Beyoncé s BEYONCÉ Is Killing Thousands Every Year
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
109	109 Vote	NASA Plans to Wear a Dress That's Flattering and Globally Conscious
153	153 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Porn
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
117	117 Vote	10 Movies So Painfully Bad That They Affect Even Our Fruits and Vegetables?
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
241	241 Vote	I Liked That Character Better Before They Killed Him 1	1
137	137 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks 1	1
89	89 Vote	Snake Takes a Selfie During Unauthorized Biopsy
47	47 Vote	Formerly Obese Teenagers Are Using "Words With Friends" to Negotiate Deals
4	4 Vote	Sweet Ass, It's Hump Day!
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
928	928 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4