Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
6	6 Vote	Oh My God Beyoncé s Hair Is Still Missing After Boat Sinks In Indonesia
6	6 Vote	Washington DC's Metro System Just Released a Half-Naked Campaign Ad to Tell Asians Apart
3	3 Vote	Awkward, Humiliating, Embarrassing-As-Hell Photos: Then and Now: Revisiting 12 Iconic Pictures From the 1980s: Vader Seduces Leia?
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
6	6 Vote	10,000 Estimated Dead in Attack of the Jedi
97	97 Vote	Scientists Can Now Afford Photoshop, Too!
8	8 Vote	As Israel's Military Pursues Enemies on Twitter, Hilarity Ensues
59	59 Vote	Dog Pushes Another Dog in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
7	7 Vote	Gay Couple Can't Find Any Homophobes in the Bathroom, Remember This...
185	185 Vote	How to Be Semi-Funny
56	56 Vote	Eminem Acts Like a Crotch
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
7	7 Vote	Bank of England Seeks a Maid
3	3 Vote	The Projectionist: Kill Bill Vol. 2: Review in Haiku
82	82 Vote	Twelve Things You Need to Turn Cats Into Spies
8	8 Vote	Official Statement From the Robot Uprising
128	128 Vote	How to Fail a Driving Test in Under 20 Seconds
2	2 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Model of Thor's Hammer That Spits Out 80,000 Volts
9	9 Vote	Phoenix Wright Is Coming True
363	363 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
57	57 Vote	Justin Bieber Continues Worldwide Search for Alien Civilizations
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
33	33 Vote	SHOCK: It's Hard to Tell Asians Apart
64	64 Vote	Cee-Lo Was Charged With Homicide After Killing Homeless Man, Running Over Four More In SUV
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
132	132 Vote	Facebook Detects if You Think
189	189 Vote	I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
36	36 Vote	19 Reasons Socializing Is Not an Acceptable Life Choice
8	8 Vote	2 Dead, 44 Missing After an Hour's Worth of Whiskey
139	139 Vote	Few Details, Plenty of Vagueness
2	2 Vote	Homeopathic Treatment Works! (But Not Xbox One)
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
334	334 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees