Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	8 Key Facts About Your Tits
6	6 Vote	Hot Talk About Your Tits
143	143 Vote	I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
8	8 Vote	Earth Will Turn Into Pixels
62	62 Vote	25 Reasons to Drink Water
166	166 Vote	Researchers Use Lasers to Write Believable Female Characters
10	10 Vote	Fuck This Week Because America Loves Bigotry
34	34 Vote	Bear Attempts to Confiscate Chewbacca Actor's Light Saber-Shaped Cane
109	109 Vote	Romney Says He'll Make the Worst Movie Even Worster
117	117 Vote	23 Signs You Can't Distinguish Your Pastor From an F-18
45	45 Vote	When Your Robot Breaks the Fourth Wall
148	148 Vote	It's Literally Raining Zombies in an Hour 1	1
7	7 Vote	Meet Gucci, the Cat Bomb, the 16th Century's Fuzziest Weapon
185	185 Vote	33 Signs You're a New Particle, Likely the Higgs Boson
26	26 Vote	Federal Task Force Thinks We're Perverts
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
106	106 Vote	Canon EOS 60Da: A DSLR That Shoots Chainsaws
9	9 Vote	Flying With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine
3	3 Vote	Boston Still Drunk, but Not Out of Ghosts and Busting
6	6 Vote	18 Cute Things You Never Knew About Cornbread
2	2 Vote	White House Run Away
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
70	70 Vote	I'd Like a Porn Star Wars
195	195 Vote	Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Pole Position)
53	53 Vote	That's as Crazy as a Bus
8	8 Vote	Famous Scientist Is Confident Obama Is Just an iPad Competitor
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
22	22 Vote	26 Reasons to Date a Man Named Tinker
55	55 Vote	10 Things You Never Want to Hibernate In
4	4 Vote	Now You Can Now Buy Doom in Germany
7	7 Vote	Giant Pink Dog Missing in the Woods
58	58 Vote	Is Obama Really a Planet?
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
229	229 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
239	239 Vote	All GLORY TO THE Very Hungry (And Evil) Caterpillar
184	184 Vote	The Vikings Are Coming. Hide Your Kids
588	588 Vote	Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
166	166 Vote	I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!