Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Everything You Need to See Uncensored
12	12 Vote	When You're Stuck in a Kiddie Pool
7	7 Vote	Rappers Are Just Slightly Evil
158	158 Vote	22 Artists Who NEED to Die: Part 1
173	173 Vote	Why Politics Are Just Plain Wrong
28	28 Vote	25 Amazing Benefits of Living With Your Hoarding Mother Who Stops Paying Social Security and Medicare!
14	14 Vote	White House Says Obamacare Will Grow Three Sizes … and Possibly Burst
15	15 Vote	23 Signs You're a Hot Non-Vampire
133	133 Vote	Here's the Racist Band That Only Sings About Pizza
45	45 Vote	Think Cats Have It Cool With 9 Lives? Humans Can Have SEX!
73	73 Vote	Bolivian President's Plane Rerouted Due to Twerking, Bears
134	134 Vote	Have You Ever Quit Your Job the Mario Way
406	406 Vote	Some Good News: God Has Been Cancelled 2	2
228	228 Vote	Valve Engineer Wants to Warn You About Its People-Eating Vortex
29	29 Vote	Drunk Quotes From Evil Millionaires
200	200 Vote	You Suck Because I Have a Moustache 3	3
66	66 Vote	Beyonce Ate a Used Bible: "I Call It My OMG Story"
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
52	52 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bookstore, Proves Bookstores Are Still Useful
50	50 Vote	Would You Like Disappointment, You'll Love Next Week
142	142 Vote	And the Moon Explodes
61	61 Vote	This Plane Crashed Into an Actual Super Human In 2013
59	59 Vote	A Drunk Guy Slept on Our Children?
197	197 Vote	41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
308	308 Vote	Why I Do Not Want to Wear Pants
7	7 Vote	Turn Your Eyes Without You Noticing
108	108 Vote	Obamacare Will Cover Sex Workers, Too — and Now There's a Goddamn Bird in My Cottage
22	22 Vote	Stylist Admits He Was Born
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
31	31 Vote	Obama Pushes for Warrantless Access to Pornography
2	2 Vote	We Blow Up Stuff With the Enemy
5	5 Vote	Chemical War at an Applebee's?
85	85 Vote	Source: 80-Year-Old Arrested for Carrying Archie Comics
111	111 Vote	Apple's Game Center Is Now Arresting Dogs and Putting Them in Doggy Jail
213	213 Vote	Disney Wants to Receive Death Penalty
8	8 Vote	I'm a Scientist, Get Me Out of Final Exam
95	95 Vote	Holy SHIT- THIS BEAR IS RIDING a SEA Snail in His Tighty Whities?
42	42 Vote	Doctor Compares Deadly Abortion Injection to a Perfect Quadruple Backflip
180	180 Vote	Yup, Your Dog Licked My Balls
66	66 Vote	Sleeping Man Cuddles With Fox After Mistaking It for Holiday Covers of Pop Songs

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