Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

krystalthryx

Voted Headlines

13	13 Vote	Are Pain and Itchiness the Same as Happiness
9	9 Vote	How to Actually Answer a Question
67	67 Vote	Student Suspended for Making Anti-Aging Cream Sound Like Magic Drug
6	6 Vote	Dear World: You're Not Supposed to End December 21. These People Had Other Plans
8	8 Vote	Ladies, Daniel Radcliffe Is Ready for Dat Booty
6	6 Vote	The Famous Pot Smokers Who Did NOTHING With Their Minds
294	294 Vote	Feds Investigating Man's Claim That He Is Real
8	8 Vote	Seth Rogen Is Naked on James Franco's Strap-On Sex Doll Orgy/Art Project
3	3 Vote	Why Yoko Ono Is the Official Dog of Call Of Duty
5	5 Vote	I Can't Describe How Terrifying It Is at a Venezuelan Strip Club
6	6 Vote	Man Stabbed to Death in Front of School Bus Filled With Rainbows
4	4 Vote	Mitt Romney: A Fitness Freak With a Condom, According to Ratings Board
78	78 Vote	Vice President Joe Biden Endorses Same-Sex Marriage Position for 21 Minutes
4	4 Vote	One Year Later, Fez Will Be Mocked
9	9 Vote	(There Are Boobs in This Week's DVDs! 1	1
8	8 Vote	You Need to Be Afflicted With Identity Issues
7	7 Vote	Building an Actual Thing
2	2 Vote	The Klingon Ships That Didn't Satisfy
7	7 Vote	I Should Go Back in Time
8	8 Vote	9 Ways to Violate Terms of Our Shit
6	6 Vote	15 Signs You Might Start Crying
7	7 Vote	You Aren't Young/Old, Middle Class/Poor, Gay, a Student, a Vet, or a Rapist?
140	140 Vote	Dancing With the Stairs
84	84 Vote	These Pokemon Cards Might Make You Happy for No Reason
2	2 Vote	The First 15 Presidents of the World's Highest-Paid DJs Will Destroy Your Eyeballs
277	277 Vote	Being Stupid Is Stupid Bullshit
5	5 Vote	19 Things That Have Ever Happened
4	4 Vote	This Is Not Your Wallet
7	7 Vote	My Roommate Is Actually Human!
3	3 Vote	How to Masturbate on Camera
24	24 Vote	Guy Tattoos Random Stranger's Face on Your Boobs
84	84 Vote	22 Grumpy People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas
212	212 Vote	Free the Weed Fairy 1	1
9	9 Vote	A Rare Opportunity for the Socially Awkward
325	325 Vote	Boston Should Not Exist
29	29 Vote	535 Ways to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
239	239 Vote	This Is an Ultra-Violent Superdick
248	248 Vote	Top 9 Ways to Suck
67	67 Vote	How to Stop Them From Stopping Bullying
105	105 Vote	Free Bikes? No, It's Just Marijuana