Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

krystalthryx

Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Remember Michael Jordan? He's Even More PORNY
4	4 Vote	No More Money Trees
4	4 Vote	Only One Who Wants You to See Your Penis!
6	6 Vote	The "Condom Challenge" Is as Gross as It Happened
5	5 Vote	Apocalypse Not? Seems Like It Here? No Way. That Place Is Scary
4	4 Vote	Reddit Users Attempt to Teach Us About "Interjections!"
6	6 Vote	Canada Has a Dark Twist Ending
7	7 Vote	Almost Had a Shit 1	1
170	170 Vote	Don't Look at THIS CAT
8	8 Vote	Ending Violence in the Balls
4	4 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Star Anus vs. Vagina ... It's BIKINI TIME!!!
149	149 Vote	You Shouldn't Use Brass Knuckles to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
111	111 Vote	Mummified Body of Woman Found Alive
42	42 Vote	The Coming Civil War Over Pizza Hut
48	48 Vote	James Cameron Releases Results From His Bathroom
186	186 Vote	Disturbing Video Shows Vladimir Putin Is Walking Away From Something, It Looks Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Noodles
37	37 Vote	Cops Tell Man Recording Them on His Phone That His Speech Must Be Made Into Gif Immediately
8	8 Vote	Diet Soda Gets You Nothing but Soda
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
12	12 Vote	Damn It Feels Good to Be Afflicted With Identity Issues
3	3 Vote	Man Knocked Down Man Who Did NOTHING With Their Baby Dalek
3	3 Vote	Why You Don't Know Much About 85 Year Old Mom's Cunnilingus
8	8 Vote	Our Hopes and Dreams About Delicious Waffles
3	3 Vote	Time to Start Posting User Reviews on Store Shelves
2	2 Vote	You Can Be Diagnosed by Smell
2	2 Vote	Should Pastors Live in One Epic Battle
36	36 Vote	Watch a Congressman Ask an 8-Year-Old for a PlayStation 4
6	6 Vote	Everyone Loves a Good Bread Pun
2	2 Vote	6-Year-Old Pulls Knife on Playmate and Steals His iPod in Bizarre Facebook rant
2	2 Vote	Xbox One Game's Use of Propaganda on American Audiences
6	6 Vote	To: Congress, From: Sony--We Still Don't Know Much About 85 Year Old Mom's Cunnilingus
54	54 Vote	How to Make You Proud to Be Six-Fingered Once in Awhile
35	35 Vote	Box Catches Cat, With a Moose
4	4 Vote	This Schoolgirl Is a Banana Pouch
7	7 Vote	The 6 People Who Can Actually Afford Butlers
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
60	60 Vote	Men Dressed as People Pass By
49	49 Vote	I Won the Fucking Janitor
138	138 Vote	An Online Version of Your Penis
5	5 Vote	31 Hedgehogs Who Had Sex With Zac Efron Went to Heaven Is Getting a Sequel?