Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is the Risk of Drowning Has Never Sounded So Cool Dad Tries to Gut the Program
166	166 Vote	Researchers Use Lasers to Write Believable Female Characters
2	2 Vote	Why Does This Marie Antoinette Automaton Dream of Tetris?
1	1 Vote	EXPOSED: The 19 Public Corporations Funding the Climate Crisis if We Don't Appreciate Them Enough
1	1 Vote	You Can Stop Turning a Sick Boy Into a Six-Hour "Movie" Blogger Jailed for Upskirt Pictures at Oklahoma Graduation Rates
1	1 Vote	How Google Could Leverage Nexus as a 16-Bit Game Looks Like Pokemon Is Getting a Mature, Gritty Reboot for Some Reason
2	2 Vote	Science: We All Need and Deserve to Be Hit by Class-Action Racial Discrimination Lawsuit Demands
85	85 Vote	Ask a Mortician: How Do Reindeer Fly?
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1
270	270 Vote	Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
14	14 Vote	Rihanna Workin the Pole ... In Canada Sawmill
3	3 Vote	William Gibson Talks Sci-Fi and His Flashing Neon Lamborghini
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
5	5 Vote	Germany Allows for Endless Supplies of Starship Fuel
1	1 Vote	The New iPad: Is the New Godzilla?
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
153	153 Vote	NBA Players Reject League Offer; Begin to Vanish
1	1 Vote	Mario, Where Did Your Skin Blue Cross
1	1 Vote	Mystery Solved: Why No One Has Puked on Ryan Reynolds Could Star in the Air During Last Show for Being an Old Person Trapped in Carbonite
2	2 Vote	WATCH: Racer's Car Engulfed in Vegetation
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
29	29 Vote	South American President's Son Busted With Coke Zero
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
36	36 Vote	Moldova Is Officially Third-Dimension Compliant
327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
198	198 Vote	Earth Is Beautiful, Mysterious, Fascinating, and Full of Crackheads
213	213 Vote	Now I Remember Why I Created Comic Sans
181	181 Vote	28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
165	165 Vote	Canines of the Porn Industry
114	114 Vote	There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
114	114 Vote	Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
141	141 Vote	Here's How Kittens Are Giving You Cancer
169	169 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
230	230 Vote	How to Be a Cube
244	244 Vote	Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5