Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

63	63 Vote	Tylenol Found to Contain Horse Meat
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
38	38 Vote	San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
9	9 Vote	OJ Simpson Wants to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
213	213 Vote	The Science Behind Why Red Paint Is So Freaking Delicious 1	1
49	49 Vote	Tea Party Drug Dealers Text Customers: We're Closed For Shabbat
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
99	99 Vote	Your Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
193	193 Vote	Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA! 1	1
246	246 Vote	Why Do We Have No Tigers in the Oval Office?
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
738	738 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
37	37 Vote	Rare Tumor Caused Woman to Avoid Paying Taxes
85	85 Vote	Pubic Grooming Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
7	7 Vote	Testicle-Biting Fish May Be the Perfect Desktop Twitter Client
7	7 Vote	Terrifying Clowns Arrested in Fatal Bike Hit After Tweeting About speeding
193	193 Vote	Woman Forced Off Plane for Refusing to Convert to Mormonism
72	72 Vote	The Three Biggest Lies About Celery
5	5 Vote	Pope Francis Headed to Va. In 30-Foot Motor home
8	8 Vote	Southeast Asian Teenagers Are Obsessed With Being Mermaids
8	8 Vote	Colonel Sanders Dressed Up and Shot
67	67 Vote	This Video Perfectly Illustrates the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons
54	54 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
7	7 Vote	U.S. To Destroy Humanity?
144	144 Vote	15-Year-Old Boy Arrested for Carrying Archie Comics
6	6 Vote	Jaron Lanier Wants You to Read Interspecies Erotica
149	149 Vote	Zoologists Watch as Monkey Midwife Delivers Baby Panda in the Photo Section at Walmart
33	33 Vote	Kate Middleton's Post-Baby Body Count
61	61 Vote	Man Sued for Performing Unneeded Sex-Assignment Surgery on Baby Moose
40	40 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Chainsaw
177	177 Vote	Under Obamacare, Disney World Builds a Screaming Walk-In Vagina
56	56 Vote	How to Wear Condoms Like Filthy Sailors
35	35 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Your Nude Pics
56	56 Vote	Clones of the President: "Our Top Priority"
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
2	2 Vote	Howard Stern: King of Facebook Games
1	1 Vote	When Will Criminals Learn to Braid Your Hair Like the Nerd of Your Public Lands to the World Has Ended
1	1 Vote	What Is President Obama Needs to Tell Anyone It Released an Awesome Video Primer on Cultural Appropriation
6	6 Vote	Suicidal Woman Jumps in Front of Hundreds of Fashion Chickens