Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
228	228 Vote	Jackass Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
120	120 Vote	Watch Live: Obama Expected to Wear a See-Through Shirt Sans Bra
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1
127	127 Vote	NASA to Drink More Wine
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
195	195 Vote	Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Pole Position)
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
120	120 Vote	A Twist That Will Make You Hail Satan
270	270 Vote	Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
319	319 Vote	It's Time for War, and Also Bees 1	1
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
178	178 Vote	Man Stranded in Hawaii Due to Twerking, Bears
144	144 Vote	Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
229	229 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
157	157 Vote	Swagged Out Dog Freaks Out When Woman Says His Twitter Avatar Is "Meh"
153	153 Vote	That One Time a Fire Almost Destroyed the Moon
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
22	22 Vote	Afghanistan Is Ready to Talk to Dudes About Periods!
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
7	7 Vote	Governor Arnold to Film "Scenes"
394	394 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2
380	380 Vote	Crisis: Americans Are Still Alive
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone