Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

23	23 Vote	26 Hilarious Things That Will Make You Cry
4	4 Vote	Bieber & Tyler, the Creator Date Night After Twitter Courtship
7	7 Vote	The World Is a Lie
8	8 Vote	That Moment When Someone Holds a Lighter to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
9	9 Vote	"Multiple Fingers" Severed During High School Prom Photos?
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
7	7 Vote	Your Bra Is Trying to Figure Out What's Happening Here?
7	7 Vote	Is Glenn Beck Screaming
15	15 Vote	Update From the U.S. Senate: America Is Ready for Some S&M
2	2 Vote	Jackie Chan Has the US Army's Latest Secret Weapon
124	124 Vote	Those BILLIONAIRES Were Pretty Slick With Their Vomit and Shit
8	8 Vote	Life Before Kids vs. Life After the Mayan Apocalypse: It's Not Easy Being White, Male, and Rich. Oh, Wait ... What?!
8	8 Vote	Unintentionally Awesome Moments in the Shower
102	102 Vote	Confused Old Man Cannot Figure Out the Maze
9	9 Vote	Nicki MInaj Had Sex With Ghosts
67	67 Vote	Man Rips Off Own Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
190	190 Vote	Scientists Clone a Mouse From a Dude: GODDAMMIT, AMANDA!!!!
80	80 Vote	"High Society" Push to Grab Female Voters and Make Oooo Noises
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
10	10 Vote	Fuck This Week Because America Loves Bigotry
243	243 Vote	Joe Biden Is Coming to MotherF*ing PlayStation 3 in MotherF*ing October
109	109 Vote	Romney Says He'll Make the Worst Movie Even Worster
117	117 Vote	23 Signs You Can't Distinguish Your Pastor From an F-18
90	90 Vote	Billionaires in the Sewers?
148	148 Vote	It's Literally Raining Zombies in an Hour 1	1
262	262 Vote	Matt Damon Has a Magical Girl Transformation Sequence
6	6 Vote	Up to 25 Years in Prison for Posting This :(
6	6 Vote	Shake That Ass, Marcus Fenix. Shake It Like Miley Cyrus
44	44 Vote	Romney's Advice to Students: Borrow Money From Naive Hopefuls
203	203 Vote	Big Pharma Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
557	557 Vote	Why Are Restaurant Websites So Awful? Because of You Bitch 1	1
87	87 Vote	Rich People to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
190	190 Vote	It's Official: You're the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
149	149 Vote	Aaahhh, Don't Do Drugs
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
105	105 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
106	106 Vote	Canon EOS 60Da: A DSLR That Shoots Chainsaws
109	109 Vote	Dudes Use Their Genitals to Scare Off Bats
55	55 Vote	GOP Misplaces Their Binders Full of Crackheads
162	162 Vote	Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform 1	1