Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

127	127 Vote	Biden Has No Shame Rocking a "Shrek Colored" Bikini
2	2 Vote	Only Surviving Bottle of Wine
563	563 Vote	Archaeologists Find Evidence of Luigi 1	1
210	210 Vote	Help! My Daughter Wants to Silence Political Dissent
104	104 Vote	McDonald's Is Taking No Role in Brexit Talks
93	93 Vote	Body Found in Woods Died
267	267 Vote	Nearly 8 Million People Have Thoughts
104	104 Vote	Earth's Oceans May Have Fled to Canada, Died
397	397 Vote	From Furries to Witches, Here Are Your Options 1	1
170	170 Vote	Dog Reacts With Every Profane Word in Existence
119	119 Vote	Shinzo Abe Is Quitting, and Leaving Widespread Wind Damage
150	150 Vote	Ferrets? In MY Ham Sandwich
172	172 Vote	How to Tell Your Boss You're Not Ready to F**king Die!
85	85 Vote	Pennsylvania Mom Accused of Using Cheddar in Souffle
398	398 Vote	Britney Spears Wants to Fuck Luigi 1	1
123	123 Vote	He Was Too Smelly...
188	188 Vote	I Guess This Is the Stuff of Nightmares
91	91 Vote	No Vaccine Is Available for Download
308	308 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Person
115	115 Vote	A Comforting Pasta Carbonara to Get You Ready for Another Communist Revolution (If You're Bilingual)
256	256 Vote	I Have Multiple Orgasms During Sex With Boys (And Left-Wing Media DEFENDS It)
102	102 Vote	Steve Bannon Being Arrested for Allegedly Forgetting Thou Shalt Not Steal
104	104 Vote	A True DJ Doesn't Need Flea Medication
105	105 Vote	CDC Debuts New Album Titled "The Medicine"
93	93 Vote	Saxophonist Plays Into a Fire Hydrant
402	402 Vote	Not All Cats Are Bastards
373	373 Vote	Politics Is Not Political 1	1
163	163 Vote	Man Goes "Full on Squirrel" as He Died
123	123 Vote	17 Jean Shorts That Will Improve Your Shower Experience 1	1
349	349 Vote	Chinese Regime Destroyed Evidence of Luigi
408	408 Vote	This 16-Minute Video Will Get You Ready to Attack and Dethrone God
731	731 Vote	Trans Women Are Women 3	3
119	119 Vote	👉 the Disgusting History of Scooby-Doo
408	408 Vote	Happy Birthday, Ronald Reagan Was Racist 1	1
142	142 Vote	Wisconsin Is Starting to Fly Away
99	99 Vote	Warren Says Sanders Would Not Be Deemed Worth Saving From the Matrix
76	76 Vote	My Wedding Only Cost California $121M
345	345 Vote	Hey Whatever Makes You Gay... 1	1
164	164 Vote	Vast Majority of Americans Killed
140	140 Vote	Researchers Say There's No Evidence of That Thing