Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

29	29 Vote	Playful Baby Elephant Has Some Serious Balls
75	75 Vote	Ex-FBI Agent Accused of Plotting to Kill Himself
141	141 Vote	I Have a Little Guy
64	64 Vote	Ruin Someones Morning by Turning Your Stairs Into a Slayer Show
92	92 Vote	87-Year-Old Woman Found Injured on Croatian Island Doesn't Know Her Name or How She Dropped Two Dress Sizes Without Dieting
2	2 Vote	Dad. You Are Weak to Grill a Whole Fish
2	2 Vote	A Brain-Destroying Prion Disease Is Becoming an Amazon Series (Without Orlando Jones)
3	3 Vote	Inflation Is Always Making Ghostbusters
3	3 Vote	The "Cats" Trailer Will Make You Think Twice About Going Back to Reality
2	2 Vote	I've Tested Over 30 Air Purifiers, and This One Hurt
260	260 Vote	What Time Is It? Time to Die
175	175 Vote	How to Log Out of Jail
58	58 Vote	Musical Border Collie Loves Playing With Handgun
3	3 Vote	Pizza Blob Cannot Be Tackled
70	70 Vote	Wally Funk, 82, Announces She Is Pregnant With Her BARE HANDS
2	2 Vote	Facebook Live Video Showing Yoda Speak Normally Is Just Performative
2	2 Vote	These Cold Meat Recipes Are Just Bald Peaches
3	3 Vote	Tom Brady Is Making You Sneeze
2	2 Vote	Slide Into the Pittsburgh Soil
3	3 Vote	Olivia Munn Shows Baby Bump and That Sucks
37	37 Vote	Can YOU Let People Lurk in Rooms Invisibly
3	3 Vote	Octavia Spencer Apologized for Being So Multitalented
2	2 Vote	Why Instagram Keeps Serving Me an Ad for What Looks Like a Good Bottle of Wine
3	3 Vote	Dear Care and Feeding: I'm Lonely and Friendless Since Becoming a Stalker
3	3 Vote	Catholic Students Sue Catholic School for Idiots
35	35 Vote	Purdue's All-American Marching Band to Be Euthanised
3	3 Vote	Mandy Moore Will Never Die
186	186 Vote	The Man Who Tried to Have an Opinion
2	2 Vote	My Dreams Now Have Single-Player Option
2	2 Vote	"Angry" Father Is Found in Fuel Tanks
156	156 Vote	Someone Ate 40 Pizzas in 39 Seconds 1	1
3	3 Vote	Giuliani Suffers Public Humiliation as Downfall Continues
2	2 Vote	Power Rangers Try to Impeach Biden Over Afghanistan?
3	3 Vote	Cancel Rent and Stop War Mongering
4	4 Vote	Texas Mom Loses It Over Anal Sex in Cabin-Themed Music Studio
4	4 Vote	Wildfires Force Residents From Small Western Canada Province to Shut Up
3	3 Vote	Kelsey Grammer's Crotch Tattoo Is So Encouraging
6	6 Vote	All This Cheetah Cub Wanted Was a Joyous Queer Anthem
2	2 Vote	10 Reasons Washington Is a Myth
2	2 Vote	101-Year-Old Maine Woman Has No Interest in Rising Above Trash