Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Four Gangsters Are Found Inside an Alligator's Stomach
94	94 Vote	Trump Launches His Own Feces
4	4 Vote	Off-Duty Officer Reportedly Killed in Smash Bros
3	3 Vote	Lesbian Mayor Takes a Stance on the Moon
6	6 Vote	Gavin Newsom Attempts to Take Over the Moon
2	2 Vote	Madonna Once Photoshopped Her Head in Footwell of Car So Taliban Doesn't Slaughter Her
2	2 Vote	This Rattlesnake Dares You to Know About Climate Change Clues
3	3 Vote	Punky Brewster Revival Trailer: The God Butcher
3	3 Vote	I Am Proud to Live With Gorilla
2	2 Vote	These Food-Shaped Earrings Make Me Feel Like a "Dog"
156	156 Vote	I'm Tired of Getting Deadly Lung Disease
3	3 Vote	Love Is a Vital Reminder That Good People Make Bad Decisions
2	2 Vote	HORROR: Alligator Eats Woman's 100-Pound Dog Whisperer
157	157 Vote	I Wanna Scream and Be Cool Like the Joker
2	2 Vote	Biden, Harboring Low Expectations, Wants Israel and Gaza to Give Birth
3	3 Vote	Are You Preparing Dinner for Children, or Starring in a Recent Tweet
82	82 Vote	What JFK Was Doing on 9/11 and Its Aftermath 1	1
87	87 Vote	Hooters Releases Its Own Permanent Space Station
2	2 Vote	The Devil Is in Germ Limbo
164	164 Vote	In U.N. Speech, Biden Says America Is Not Real
2	2 Vote	This Designer Wants to Harvest Your Screams
3	3 Vote	How to Suck Your Clit
85	85 Vote	These Photos of Paul and Linda McCartney Will Make Any Reasonable Person Scream
58	58 Vote	BREAKING: We're Going to Hawaii
161	161 Vote	Most Guys Are Guilty of Stealing $120 Million Worth of Drugs
144	144 Vote	Joe Biden Was VP: Report Finds
2	2 Vote	Mark Hamill Has Been "Terrible" for My Grandchild, the Moon
361	361 Vote	Is Wario a Fashion Icon? We Asked a Gynecologist 1	1
72	72 Vote	WikiLeaks: Emails Show Facebook CEO Zuckerberg Wanted to F***
122	122 Vote	White House Explodes
43	43 Vote	Melinda Gates Announce Divorce After 27 Years of Ridicule
141	141 Vote	Relieve Stress With a Raccoon
179	179 Vote	By God! This Is My Snout and It Frickn Works
81	81 Vote	Good News: Natural Immunity to the Mortal Plane
62	62 Vote	Religious Exemptions to the Hype
6	6 Vote	Mum Forced to Go on Family Walk
113	113 Vote	Chewbacca Without Hair Can't Be Trusted
118	118 Vote	Rick Astley Performs the 50 Cent Song "In Da Club" in the Air as Ash Blankets Area
106	106 Vote	Democrat Joe Manchin Is Not Helping 1	1
90	90 Vote	A Starter Pack of Attacking Wolves