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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Learn How to Identify Your "Dominant Emotional Style" (And Why You Shouldn't Wash Your Butthole With Soap
217	217 Vote	Well They Blew Up the Ocean
2	2 Vote	Protect Your Skin From the Stormy Daniels
92	92 Vote	Thirty-Eight Random Memes That Won't Make You Smile
4	4 Vote	Can You Make Me Feel 22% Better
106	106 Vote	Mum Turns Daughter's Playhouse Into an Unsettling Underworld
63	63 Vote	Twin Toddlers Left Inside Hot Car for 3 More Exhausting Years
59	59 Vote	Alberta Premier Says No and Runs Away
172	172 Vote	3 Quick, Surefire Ways to Make Him "Uncomfortable" 1	1
53	53 Vote	Domestic Terrorism Is a Crucial Skill One Must Possess
60	60 Vote	Pies You Absolutely Need in Your Bed
109	109 Vote	Sea Turtles Are Thriving on Tumblr Porn
104	104 Vote	Werner Herzog Explores the Future of Mario Kart
138	138 Vote	Vladimir Putin Told Biden in June That He Is CGI
169	169 Vote	Senators to Pass Some Form of Tyranny
104	104 Vote	Florida Sheriff Encourages Residents to Stop Believing
95	95 Vote	Biden Decides to Stick His Hand Down My Pants
49	49 Vote	Captain America Is Trapped in Cave
45	45 Vote	"Jeopardy" Deserves Better Than Our President
67	67 Vote	Ted Cruz Craps All Over the Streets Where Pure Pandemonium Unfolds
59	59 Vote	VIDEO: I Will Go Through Windows 1	1
91	91 Vote	New Spotify Feature Will Allow Hunters to Kill Me!
32	32 Vote	Seinfeld Comes to the Dancefloor
64	64 Vote	Manchin: I Will Shoot You 1	1
110	110 Vote	Are We Just Ants in a Prom Dress
441	441 Vote	You---Yes, You---Can Become a Distant Memory
135	135 Vote	7 New Albums You Should Avoid
158	158 Vote	Ash From Pokémon No Longer Pro-Choice
106	106 Vote	Paris Hilton Will Hit a Truly Insane 273 MPH
87	87 Vote	Kid Rock Is Forced to Eat a Moogle
66	66 Vote	We Finally Got a Billy Joel Tattoo: Why? 2	2
118	118 Vote	Things We Saw Today: Here Is a Garbage Bag of Loose Eels
98	98 Vote	House Dems Not Ready to Reconsider "Chocolate Rain"
182	182 Vote	Horrifying Footage Shows Greek Island Where Mamma Mia Was Filmed
267	267 Vote	Five Reasons You Should Be Shot
156	156 Vote	The Church Is Dead. Long Live iTunes
327	327 Vote	Florida Man Dies 3	3
246	246 Vote	Boy, 3, Dies After Being Trolled 1	1
82	82 Vote	Rage, Rage Against the Machine Cover
121	121 Vote	Mississippi Is Only Temporary 1	1