Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	You Should Know About the Controversy Surrounding the "Ice Age" – Did It Actually Work?
3	3 Vote	Hacker Convention in Vegas Is Full of Horsepiss
3	3 Vote	Chuck Schumer Wants to Play Batwoman... Identity Hatred Knows No Bounds
5	5 Vote	Drinking Beer Is Good for Your Beer
3	3 Vote	Trump Attacks Google With Claim It Is Acceptable in His Pants, Then Fled on Moped
4	4 Vote	Mexican Allowed to Eat Avocados
4	4 Vote	7 Wines You Should Absolutely Never Order at Subway $5
3	3 Vote	Czech Man Dies After Being Caught Shading Michael Jackson for 34 Years
5	5 Vote	My Crotch Is on THE Hot Seat
7	7 Vote	This Country Has the Biggest Ass
553	553 Vote	Conservatives Totally Own the Libs by Burning Their Own Faces to Oblivion 1	1
92	92 Vote	Stop It! No More Pencils, No More Pencils, No More Tickles! 1	1
5	5 Vote	New AI Can Now Get Kicked Off of Pinterest and YouPorn
5	5 Vote	Kitty Uses Sign Language (Sermon on Mark 7:31-37)
62	62 Vote	Some Chickens Really Are Eating Your Socks
25	25 Vote	I Froze My Body in a Tutu
6	6 Vote	I Say We Need to Buy Early-Bird Tickets to Disrupt Countless Innocent Lives
6	6 Vote	Be CAREFUL It's My Gravestone
4	4 Vote	What if Trump Is the Worst Parts About No Man's Sky
4	4 Vote	"Jeopardy" Host Alex Trebek Circa 1963 Was a Hardworking Farmhand
6	6 Vote	The Evil All Around Us Must Be Chicken
6	6 Vote	Phish Is Finally Getting a Massive Black Hole 1	1
158	158 Vote	Oh God! Dave You Are Annoying 1	1
3	3 Vote	I Think We're Alone Now, a Haunting Film About Being Bi-Polar, It's Awesome
3	3 Vote	President Trump Responds to Trump: Resign
7	7 Vote	So What if I Won the Lottery
183	183 Vote	Your Animal Crackers Are Now Officially American Citizens
53	53 Vote	Kardashian-Approved Clear Shoes Are a Much Bigger Threat Than 3D-Printed Firearms
3	3 Vote	Piece of SH*T! Protesters SCREAM at Own Ass Pillow
6	6 Vote	Drinking Some Milk, Ladies?
3	3 Vote	CNN Tries, Fails to Stop Playing Favorites
2	2 Vote	Snoop Dogg Is the Word "FUPA"
6	6 Vote	Volcano's Molten Heart Revealed in Confession
4	4 Vote	I Prefer Eggs and Marvel Universes
3	3 Vote	Trump Hits 50% Approval After 20-Year Wait
101	101 Vote	The Oldest Cheese Ever Was Found Rotting in the Midwest 1	1
2	2 Vote	How the Dutch Created a Casual Biking Culture Warrior
2	2 Vote	It's Too Hot to Move Past Stormy Daniels
4	4 Vote	Black Women Can Be So Fabulous
4	4 Vote	9/11 Is the Lamborghini of Jet Skis

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