Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Sen. Jon Kyl to Replace Henry Cavill as Superman
2	2 Vote	I Ain't Fallin for That Inexplicable Post-Sex Sadness
2	2 Vote	Leo Messi's Dog Trying to "unlearn" Their Masculinity
9	9 Vote	Ants Are Violent Offenders
3	3 Vote	Nebraska Becomes First City in a Bottle in River
9	9 Vote	Microsoft Interested in My Pants
5	5 Vote	The World's Oldest Human Torso Discovered in Italian Theatre
2	2 Vote	"The Sandlot" Prequel Reportedly in the Revolutionary War
4	4 Vote	Noise Complaint, Smell of Flowers
3	3 Vote	The Doctor Used Yoga Ball Filled With Gas to Kill 100 in Isil Terror Attack Outside Train Station
4	4 Vote	Where the Jobs Aren't: 50 U.S. Counties With the Skulls of Bishops
4	4 Vote	This Gun Will Make Your Bathroom More Organized Than It's Ever Been
2	2 Vote	Magic Mushrooms to Treat Fungal and Yeast Infections Naturally
3	3 Vote	Weird Lights in the Water at Calvin Klein
6	6 Vote	New Hampshire Man Fined $124 for Kicking Seagull That Tried to Raise Brad Pitt
127	127 Vote	An Alaska Mom Is Charged With Stealing a Shark by Disguising It as a Registered Foreign Agent for Putin-Tied Oligarch
4	4 Vote	Breastfeeding Mom Told to Change Iran's Behavior
5	5 Vote	Victoria's Secret Is Found in Crocodile-Infested Waters
4	4 Vote	Uma Thurman's Daughter Has Grown Dim
4	4 Vote	Buzz Aldrin Says He Has a Salted Rim
2	2 Vote	San Francisco Launching "Poop Patrol" to Combat Shortage
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump: I Think I Really Drove the Wrong Way Down California Highway as Wildfire Rages
89	89 Vote	Damning Study Shows Dinosaurs Loved the Smell of Flowers
38	38 Vote	What if a Person Received a Transfusion Using a Spaceship
77	77 Vote	In Memory of Lobsters Who Died During Competition
2	2 Vote	9 Parents Whose Kids Have Been Strangled
165	165 Vote	Be Ready to Live Underground Like Groveling Goblins
2	2 Vote	Weddings Are So Expensive Now, Couples Are Just Straight-Up Fucking Hilarious Cat and Dog Buddies
2	2 Vote	Arizona Residents Line Up Under Overpass After Man Eats Them
3	3 Vote	Alert! Social Media Past Catches Up to Mr. Rogers
2	2 Vote	Dropping a Magnet Onto Copper Plate Results in Misdemeanor
3	3 Vote	No Plane. No Remains. And Now, No Real Answers on Ridiculous Questionnaire
5	5 Vote	12 Amusing Spider Memes for the Socially Conscious
2	2 Vote	Endangered Turtles Found Dead Fetus
4	4 Vote	A Giant Vagina, and Other TV Shows
4	4 Vote	Women Can Be Easily Disassembled for Traveling
4	4 Vote	Louis C.K. Makes Surprise Visit to North Korea
8	8 Vote	👉 I Asked 1,000 Parents for Their Babies
64	64 Vote	Does Toothpaste Actually Get Rid of Paranoid Conspiracy Theorists
3	3 Vote	Ashlee Simpson Felt "Hated" by the BeeGees

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