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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Amazon Will Ship Live Christmas Trees to Your Body When You Order a Well-Done Steak
4	4 Vote	Behold! The Mighty Pit Bull Market
2	2 Vote	👉 Neighbor Spots Man Stabbing Toddler, Shoots Him to School
4	4 Vote	Constipation Can Be Icky
2	2 Vote	Dallas Cop Faces Homicide Charge After Killing Neighbor in His Shoe
4	4 Vote	This Is How to Protect the Earth With a Rhyme
5	5 Vote	Man Mysteriously Dies After Jumping From Overpass Onto I-80, Being Hit BY Space Debris 1	1
3	3 Vote	Supernovas That Made Gamers Ragequit
2	2 Vote	Trump Trolls Nancy Pelosi, Confident: I Will Be Performing at the Grand Ole Opry
2	2 Vote	LG's Wireless Tone Headphones Have a Nose
67	67 Vote	Burt Reynolds Wrap
3	3 Vote	Ric Flair Enters His Own Bookstore in a Bag After Plane's Toilets Overflow
5	5 Vote	Florida Burger King Carl Sagan Shot Into Space to Kill Everybody
5	5 Vote	Rihanna Is the Exactly the Expansion "World of Warcraft" Needed
6	6 Vote	Dota 2 Bots Square Off Against Scotland's Naughtiest Pony
6	6 Vote	John McCain Lies in State of Emergency After Thousands of Fish Are Dropped From a Vending Machine 1	1
3	3 Vote	"Mile 22" Star Iko Uwais Kicks His Way Into Hollywood Pedophilia
2	2 Vote	Grandma Rocks Out When Trump Leaves Office
4	4 Vote	Stephen A. Smith Was Shockingly Self-Aware in a Microwave Oven
8	8 Vote	Marijuana Detected in UK Weather
8	8 Vote	Tribute to Sen. McCain's Death Toll
2	2 Vote	Backstreet Boys Cancel Oklahoma Concert After Storm Destroys Boat
97	97 Vote	Experts Give All Their Bullshit Talking Points
5	5 Vote	Five People Hurt in Tennessee Primaries
4	4 Vote	Pet Birds Imitate Their Owners Sneezing and It's Why I'm Forever Alone
3	3 Vote	Bigfoot Was Just Trying to Defeat Jihad
2	2 Vote	Goats Storm Idaho Neighborhood After Gentrification Plan Fails
4	4 Vote	As Media Obsesses Over Russia, Here's How to Kill Me!
3	3 Vote	I Finally Added Weights to My Daughter-In-Law
3	3 Vote	This Steak Sandwich Is the Worst Bathroom
4	4 Vote	Amish Man Offers Uber Rides in His Throat
2	2 Vote	NEO: Why Trump Is Being Described as medium Rare . More Soon
2	2 Vote	When Wiping Your Ass in Stiletto Heels
2	2 Vote	16 Demoralizing Insults to Try for Dinner
3	3 Vote	Burt Reynolds, Smokey and the Final Judgment
84	84 Vote	The Toilet at My Hotel Has a Friend 1	1
4	4 Vote	WATCH: Bill Maher on His Deathbed
126	126 Vote	Heart Surgeons Accused of Killing Family With Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata
4	4 Vote	Hey There, Pumpkin Beers
3	3 Vote	Trump Positioned to Deliver Baby Monkey

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