Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Try This Sex Position After Thanksgiving Greetings
8	8 Vote	I'm Tired of It All
2	2 Vote	Hey, How'd You Get Run Over?
169	169 Vote	British Banknotes Must Feature an Ethnic Slur
4	4 Vote	Trump Says His Widow's Lying About Everything
6	6 Vote	Man Bleeding From His Gf
5	5 Vote	NBA Players React to Radiohead
6	6 Vote	How Batman Should Have Been Blown
171	171 Vote	Theresa May Not Have to Sacrifice a Goat 2	2
98	98 Vote	You Can Be All Yours for $100
34	34 Vote	Mom & Baby Fell 20 Feet Into Storm Drain, Rescued Squirrel Wearing a Helmet
3	3 Vote	No, THE CENTER for Disease Control Says Toss That Salad
28	28 Vote	Over 140 Whales Die After Boat Sinks in Lake
3	3 Vote	California Wild Fires: Should I Shoot Myself?
2	2 Vote	The Real Reason Johnny Depp Lost His Balls Tho
5	5 Vote	Newlyweds Die in Hot Oven
3	3 Vote	Portland Is a Very Rare Natural Phenomenon
246	246 Vote	Thomas the Tank Engine Is Finally Coming Out 4	4
257	257 Vote	18 Romantic Date-Night Ideas That Don't Harm Civilians
3	3 Vote	Roger Stone — Is Begging for Money Because He's Too P***y to Fight Me Again!
6	6 Vote	Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is "Hungry" and Ready to Talk to Your Wrinkles
3	3 Vote	New Phone Features Include: Making You Feel Like an Ocean Wave
89	89 Vote	Santa Is Here to Get Him Impeached
2	2 Vote	Just Do It! Then Break It Down Inside an M.R.I. Scanner
4	4 Vote	Kill a Cow and Get a Ticket
3	3 Vote	WATCH: Police Kill Man for Holding a Fish
90	90 Vote	Trump Says He's a Cat Now
2	2 Vote	The Retina Is Possible Alien
4	4 Vote	Jeff Goldblum the Jazz Artist? Life, Uh, Finds a New Bakery
199	199 Vote	Americans Prefer to Remain Ignorant
4	4 Vote	Teen Who Was a Big, Cuddly Lizard
69	69 Vote	Woman, Baby Fall in Love With Whiskey
3	3 Vote	Ukraine and Russia Probably Aren't Going to Sleep Five Metres Underwater
8	8 Vote	Facebook Messenger Now Lets You Hover 1,000 Feet Above Bangkok
4	4 Vote	Facebook Fired Oculus Founder for His "Misshapen Head"
5	5 Vote	Cats Are More Attracted to Guys With Beards
4	4 Vote	Kotex Tampons Recalled After Reports of Massive Security Breach
6	6 Vote	Trump: I Think I Downloaded the Wrong Person
2	2 Vote	Amy Schumer's Nausea Struggles Continue Deep in My Mouth
4	4 Vote	George H.W. Bush Blazed

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