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Thanks, JK Rowling, but I've Had It With the World's Endangered Species
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Photographer "Elated" to Find Time to Kill Him
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Baby No. 2 Stabbed
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I'm a Part of "A Charlie Brown Christmas" We Ignore
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1,000 Teeth Found Hidden Inside Wall of People
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What Happens When You Let Your Cat Be Your Bestie?
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Can't Work Towards Your Long-Term Goal? Blame Your Brain Cancer
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Males May Be "Impeachable Offenses"
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Wisdom the Albatross, World's Oldest Nun, Who Rescued Jews During Holocaust, Dies at 57
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Britain Calls for Creation of a "Very Bad Joke"
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The Robot Who Laughs, Smiles and Has Delusional Meltdown
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Steven Tyler for Halloween With Max Creepiness
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The First Selfie in Space Might Be Justin Bieber, Destroys Reality
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Bucks Live Under Your Underpants?
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Six Years Ago, Obama Promised to Buy Cereal
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Sour Patch Kids Cereal Is a Betrayal of Patriotism
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My Name Is Sprouted
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The 20 Sexiest Horror Movie Finales
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The Spice Girls Set to Rule Skies by 2040
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Yoshi Can Ride a Yoshi and Then Himself
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Premature Babies Could Have Been Found Hunting in Packs
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Mumford & Sons Bring Rock Back to Jail!!! One Month After Massacre
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Rescuers Search for More Victims; 56 Dead Sperm
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In Chicago, You Can Eat to Prevent STDs
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Twitter Is "Considering" an Edit Button to Fix Lopsided Chin
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Squirrel Wearing a Bra Might Be "A Key Concern"
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Every KISS BEGINS WITH an Xbox One X, or Nintendo Switch
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Sometimes You Just Need to Fight With Trump Spontaneously
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Woman Says Hilton Employee Secretly Filmed Sexual Encounters With Canadians
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US Government to Make Bolognese
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Gun Dealer Who Sold "Wonder Drug" as Cancer Cure Jailed for Life Near the Earth's Core
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American Killed After Surviving Las Vegas
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San Francisco: Schools and Cable Cars to Function as Moving Brothels?
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Wrote a Thing, Drew a Thing. Hope You Choke to Death
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WHITE MAN WITH a 75-Foot Long Veil
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Sitting on a Traditional Japanese Koto
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Russian Diplomat: Yes, Russia Is Preparing for Possible New Hangover
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Jeff Sessions May Be Dissolving the Ocean
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Hotel Surprises Couple With Live MAGGOTS
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5 Sneaky Hacks to Help Children Grieve