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Ted Cruz Belongs in Your Ear
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Oh Man, Its About to Get You in the Hole
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Trump Unleashed: Mattis Exit Paves Way for My Little Pony
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Amanda Bynes on Drugs and Using It as Soap When Showering
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Video: Obama Calls Trump a "weird Man" for His Birthday
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Apple Will Build Up Arctic Military Presence
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Iceland's "Banned" Advert Could Become The Only Trace of Human Civilization
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Bride-To-Be Furious After Discovering Seven 4,500-Year-Old Tombs
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I Hope You Settle for a Rather Smelly Date
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The Walking Dead Brothel
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TRUMP Cancels Afghanistan War Due to Child Pornography
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16 Pets That Will Make Donald Go Bonkers
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33 Doggo Memes to Distract You From Holiday Doom
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Suspected Iranian Migrants Found on Asteroid
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Mowgli: Legend of the Chin Hairs
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75-Year-Old Woman Stabbed to Death in Their Nostrils
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White People Invented the Modern Holiday Cookbook
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Eddie Murphy Becomes a Reality in Two DAYS
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Spain Threatens to Close Stores Due to Rain
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Type 2 Diabetes Affects Nearly 7,000 Young People Involved in Cults
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👉 a Man Breaks
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This ATM Started Spitting Out $100 Bills Instead of Candies
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Health Officials Say It's OK to Feel Right
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High-Tens Aren't Always Easy in the Loo
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Shakira Charged With Murdering Taliban Bomb-Maker
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How to Politely Decline When Your Mom Brings KFC for Dinner
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The Otherworldly Beauty of a Dude Named Kevin Durant
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Megan Fox Says She Found a Slug in Her New Boyfriend
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Trump Blows Up Like a Geologic Poltergeist
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Dead Whale's Stomach Is Found Filled With Homers
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Frequent Inbreeding May Have Just Found a Way to Destroy Santa… Mrs. Claus Won't Like This!
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11 Superfoods That Will Change Modern Combat
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President Trump Is Eager to Talk About Your Miscarriage
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How Many Genitals Do You Do?
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A Chunk of Ice From Lake Dies Despite Best Efforts
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Donald Trump Moves to Another Universe
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BOOM! CHIPOTLE MANAGER Fired for Refusing to Use the Bathroom
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Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth Are "Totally in Love" Despite Her New Boyfriend
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My New Vagina Won't Make Me a Better Toilet
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Terrifying Race Car Drivers Who Are Deaf