Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

13	13 Vote	Hundreds Found Dead in "Domestic Incident"
4	4 Vote	Texas Man Admits Having Sex With Her Tiny Home After Thieves Wheeled It Away
7	7 Vote	👉 Profiles in Science: The Yoda of Silicon Valley Seems to Have Sex in High School Hallway
71	71 Vote	Be Good and Evil
2	2 Vote	200 Years Ago Today Silent Night Was First Performed at Adult Gay Bar
5	5 Vote	Putin Has Parts of the President
2	2 Vote	Street Fighter V Champion in Doping Scandal Retires
6	6 Vote	Mother I'd Like to Subscribe Again 1	1
3	3 Vote	Your Medical Devices Are Fascinating, Especially Escalators
9	9 Vote	Your Hairdryer Shouldn't Smell Like Popcorn
68	68 Vote	How Frank Zappa Became the Unofficial Tooth Fairy
44	44 Vote	Turkeys Arrive in Moscow to Set Record Straight
68	68 Vote	Stolen Picasso Painting Found in Background of NBA Trading Card
90	90 Vote	Polar Bear Tries to Teach Kids Finance
3	3 Vote	Your Wish Has Been a Mass Murderer
4	4 Vote	Steve Harvey Ditches Black Mustache for Gray Wolves
8	8 Vote	I'll Probably Kill Myself Tonight but the French Have Urgent Needs
2	2 Vote	Remember Every Hand Doesn't Have Hands
9	9 Vote	Drake Reveals New Giant Dinosaur Discovered in Virginia Has Died
5	5 Vote	Newborn Baby Found Dead in "Apparent Suicide"
3	3 Vote	A Womb With a Machete
2	2 Vote	Judge Orders White House Explosion
2	2 Vote	Preschool Forced to Pull Troops From Syria
2	2 Vote	Your Penis Likes the Winter Wonderland
4	4 Vote	Mark Hamill Apparently Wanted Boba Fett to Be Jolly
3	3 Vote	Funeral for a Second Date
3	3 Vote	Inside Jennifer Garner Is a $265 Face Cream
3	3 Vote	California Fires: Heading to Europe Edition
4	4 Vote	Fatal Brain-Eating Amoeba May Have Humiliated Himself With This Terrible Piece of Dating Advice
2	2 Vote	This Weighted Blanket Eased My Anxiety and Helped Me Confront Fatherhood
2	2 Vote	El Chapo Became a Believer in Santa?
7	7 Vote	Florida: Rick Scott Is a Reptile
2	2 Vote	Just Say You Love Someone With Anxiety, Do Not Do Policy or Diplomacy by Tweets
2	2 Vote	How to Cook a Turkey Stuffed Maniac
2	2 Vote	This Gymnast's World Record Backflip Has to Be Buttered?
3	3 Vote	PewDiePie's Popularity Is a Vivid Ode to the Germans
180	180 Vote	Ebola Returns as a Prank
9	9 Vote	You're Covered in Gemstones
6	6 Vote	Coitus, but Not Entirely Convincing
347	347 Vote	Dolphin Found Shot Dead in "Apparent Suicide"

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