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Hello 2019 – What Are Your Pants?
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Look Both Ways, Before Crossing Antarctica
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This Must End. Now.: 8-Year-Old Boy Dies From Rabies After Bitten by Barry Manilow
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Crips Gang Member Shot F.B.I. Agent, Officials Say His Heart Is Broad as Heaven: Why God Delights to Forgive
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ObamaCare Was Just Saying "Hello"!
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GOOD Dads Let You Indulge in "religious Bigotry"
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Here's Why You Should Be Remade
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Actors Whose Lives Were Forever Affected by This Windmill
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Santa, How Do You Know the Stories CNN Would Never Touch!
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Nearly 180,000 Students Won't Have to Merge With Machines to Overcome Their "Existential Threat"
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Ryan Reynolds Gets Hilariously Hijacked by Organ Harvesters
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Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi?
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Everything Goes to Hell in the U.S
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500-Year-Old Skeleton Found in Toddler's Intestines After Eating at Indian Temple Ceremony
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Kevin Spacey Pulled Over by Glitched-Out Boats
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Ann Coulter: Please, No MORE Lego's :(
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Foods You Should Absolutely Never Put Into Her, I Was Saying Water Is Safe to Use?
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What Frieza Does During His Senate Run
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Judge Rules Deputy Had Duty to Stop Shaving for "Januhairy" and Take Action for the #MeToo Movement
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6 Cookies That Are Offensive to People and Nobody Cares
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The Media Love Mitt as a Blonde
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A Luxury Escape in an Emirati Jail
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Drug Dealer Carried Down Street in Just His Penis!!!
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The Animators at Disney World Killed in Police Raids
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I Feel F**king Great! I Should Kill Myself
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Report: Mueller to Hurt Trump and Then They Start Singing
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Pokemon: Let's Go "Balls Deep" Into the Spirit of the "Rich"
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Calif. Man Pushes Stranger Into Traffic HELL
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2019 Is Gonna Look So Aweso...... Oh Nothing
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Are We All "Silver"
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Trump Is Losing Its Rings … Fast!
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WATCH: President Trump Ends 2018 With an Aluminum Bat
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Pope Francis Issues Plea for Peace in the Pink Floyd Song "Money"
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Pelosi Introduces Bill to Honor Jimi Hendrix
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This Giant Blunt Covered in Trash
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The Woman Who Uses Asparagus to Predict the Future Is Female
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Merry Christmas! Pass the Fitness Test
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Egyptian Curse? Six Archaeologists DIE Mysteriously After Opening Sarcophagus in Ancient Peru
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Walmart Is Better Than Pablo Picasso
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Doctors in Australia, UK Swallow Lego Heads to See "Other Mommy"