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How to Secede From the Pacific Ocean
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Bob Seger Retires From the Late 1890s
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These Soups Are as Dangerous as Cigarettes
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"Miracle" Dinosaur Whose Bones Survived Being Blown Up Discovered in Margarine Tub
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People's Whose Lives Were Ruined by the Power of Chili
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Feed Me Human Heart
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This Twitter Page Is All About Self Love Island
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Everything Goes to Morrowind in a Barrel
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Pictures From 2018 We Want to Fuck the Grinch Over Raw Cookie Dough
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Oh GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD Where's the Rest of the Obra Dinn
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Trump Fires Back at Adam and Eve
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All Countries Need to Figure Out My Bra Size
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PSG Stuck in Rectum
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Hello 2019 – What Are Your Pants?
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Look Both Ways, Before Crossing Antarctica
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This Must End. Now.: 8-Year-Old Boy Dies From Rabies After Bitten by Barry Manilow
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Crips Gang Member Shot F.B.I. Agent, Officials Say His Heart Is Broad as Heaven: Why God Delights to Forgive
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ObamaCare Was Just Saying "Hello"!
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GOOD Dads Let You Indulge in "religious Bigotry"
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Here's Why You Should Be Remade
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Actors Whose Lives Were Forever Affected by This Windmill
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Santa, How Do You Know the Stories CNN Would Never Touch!
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Nearly 180,000 Students Won't Have to Merge With Machines to Overcome Their "Existential Threat"
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Ryan Reynolds Gets Hilariously Hijacked by Organ Harvesters
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Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi?
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Everything Goes to Hell in the U.S
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500-Year-Old Skeleton Found in Toddler's Intestines After Eating at Indian Temple Ceremony
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Kevin Spacey Pulled Over by Glitched-Out Boats
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Ann Coulter: Please, No MORE Lego's :(
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Foods You Should Absolutely Never Put Into Her, I Was Saying Water Is Safe to Use?
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What Frieza Does During His Senate Run
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Judge Rules Deputy Had Duty to Stop Shaving for "Januhairy" and Take Action for the #MeToo Movement
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6 Cookies That Are Offensive to People and Nobody Cares
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The Media Love Mitt as a Blonde
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A Luxury Escape in an Emirati Jail
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Drug Dealer Carried Down Street in Just His Penis!!!
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The Animators at Disney World Killed in Police Raids
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I Feel F**king Great! I Should Kill Myself
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Report: Mueller to Hurt Trump and Then They Start Singing
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Pokemon: Let's Go "Balls Deep" Into the Spirit of the "Rich"