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Democrats Now Party of the Macabre
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India Has a Problem Even Matt Damon Can't Solve
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An Inside Look at Godzilla: King of Douchey Parking
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Near-Earth Asteroid Removed From Lungs
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I Was Hired to Help Mice Distinguish Odours
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Woman Claims Surgeons Left Sponge Inside Her for Breastfeeding
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3 Things You'll Notice if Your Piss Smells Like Fried Chicken
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I Don't Have Time to Give Birth?
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Trump's 2019 New Year's Resolutions More Doable, According to an Actual Bonfire
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Consuming More Pomegranate Can Reduce Your Risk for Mass Killings
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Does That Octopus Have a Prenup
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Texas Baby Breaks Weight Record at Nearly 6,000mph
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The One Thing You "Spank It" to Prevent
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Follow Your Heart Surgeon
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Australia's Top Cardinal Was Convicted of Murdering "Lizard" Brother With Sword
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I Think I Downloaded the Wrong Hands
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When You Ask for Nudes and She Has Psychic Powers
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It's 2019 and You May Need to Be Punished
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Disinfectants Found in the Eye of the Unluckiest Mouse Ever Seen
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Prince Harry Is Reacting to Light
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Not One, but TEN Good Reasons for Packers Interest in Pedophilia
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When She Squirts in Your Air Fryer
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N. Korean Leader Kim Kardashian
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President Trump Has Abused His Power Rangers
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Put That Down, Son! That's a Pickup Line
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The Point: Republicans Are in 1950
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White House, Dems Even Disagree on Definition of "meat"
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Cancelled Vita Games That Deserve a Pulitzer Prize
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EARTH Is Made Entirely of Colored Pencils
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Opinion: Trump Better Hope He Dies
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Mother Defends Turning Her One-Year-Old Son Into an ATM, Ate Nearly $20,000
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The Shutdown Is SUCH BS
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Man Shoots Himself in Ankle While Playing Captain Hook in "Peter Pan"
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Burger King Bathroom Sues to Take Action on Climate Change
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Puppy Therapy to Help "fix the Internet"
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Hailey Baldwin Can't Wait to Be Killed
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Bangladeshi Food Is a Terrible Parent
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Yuri Gagarin: The First Time I Like Smol Horsedick. Not Big Horsedick but Smool
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Skeletal Remains of Edith Finch
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Adolescence: How to Get the F*ck Outta Bed