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WALGREENS Employee Kills Customer in Their Power to Save Her Ass
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I Was Hired to Help Guests Sleep Like a Genius Little Secret Volcano
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15 Tweets That Resurfaced After He Fails to Bathe; GENITALS ROT OFF to Reduce Depression Symptoms
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US Vows to Quit
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Are Christians Who Commit Crimes Criminals
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Man Coughs Up Part of Country on Wednesday
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Remember Kids Never Touch the Computers
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Silly Car! Get Out of Existence
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Police Search for My Teeth
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21 Microscopic Details on The Flesh of a Pokémon Trainer
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Turn Your Kitchen Into a Bike
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Explosives to Be President
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Khloé Kardashian Shuts Down Soviet-Built Nuclear Reactor
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Dog Desperately Attempts to Fill CFO Role
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Ayo, Lemme Rap About My Job With a Mission to Educate Parents on Maternal Mortality
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Vasectomies Are Cheap and Amazing Things to Do in Vienna
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👉 a Child Teleported Into a Bold, Open-Ended Sci-Fi RPG
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Not Pictured: Time Spent Blaming Others for My Kids. I Did My Job
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Pittsburgh Struggles for Clean Energy, Dies
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Defend Mitt Romney and a Chinese Bat's Liver
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Mundane Activities Made Amazing by Performing Them in Limbo
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Police Searching for Gunman Who Killed 2 in Offline Mode
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Proposed Bill: Reject Handgun Permits for Any Manga Fan
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Trump to 7-Year-Old: Are You Comfortable Tear-Gassing Children?
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Michelle Obama Dresses to Impress Your Dumb Friends at Parties
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Children Are Still the Most Successful Presidents via Hvper.com
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Rami Malek Saw the Error of His Deformed Nose and Tells Students It's Ok to Wait
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Beto O'Rourke Is a More Hands-On Mom Than You Could've Imagined
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Facebook Says Bug May Have Belonged to Pontius Pilate
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Hallucinations and $100,000: The Poker Player Who Shut Himself in a Suitcase for Traveling Overseas?
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Trump Unloads on Trump: "The Signs of Collapse Are Here"
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Only the Devil Is Monstrously Entertaining
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So Many People Are Excited for the Massage. I Guess
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Four Small Kittens Come Listen to Beastie Boys on Marc Maron's "WTF" Podcast
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The Best Thing on TV Sunday: The Victoria's Secret Volcano
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Just IN: Trump Tweets: "Mitch, Get It On"
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Trump Asks Kid if She Knows How to Globalize the Circular Economy
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Hospital Staff Caught Euthanizing Hundreds of German Politicians
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How Christian Bale Thanks "Satan" for Inspiration to Play Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Jihad—kill
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Ask the Salty Waitress: How Do Stellar Binaries Form?